I've had it...tastes a bit gamey. I prefer "Hoo Flung Poo".

I'm all about the chowhound!

I am turned on at the thought of Michael Jackson getting a "macho makeover".

I would *never* drink so much water that I spent half the day in the bathroom. And I plan to do it again tomorrow too. :rolleyes2

When I woke up this morning, my cock was sooooooooo soft.

^^ oh, yuck. ^^

I ignored it and didn't make coffee.

I love having insomnia.

puns just aren't funny.

I don't chuckle when I discover someone with yet another nickname on a message board.

I want to run to 20659860942682098 more stores this afternoon with whiny children in tow.

I want to work all afternoon and night until I can't work anymore

I totally don't need to grade any papers tonight - i'm sure all my students are doing splendidly.

I hope the cold that has turned him into a six-year-old lasts forever.

I am not nervous at all for my audition Thursday.

I love folding a basket full of socks....it just makes my day!!!