Sorry I don't BIBI......but I'll leave ya the bag of Tootsie Rolls with Junior Mints, Dots and Charleston Chews for ya....cause I'm outta here!!!!

Now WI...don't eat all those Tootsie Rolls!!

I'm headed in....in only 2 days by my calendar. I think I *must* be oin schedule cause all I want to do is cry. :(

pms.
aka~hut lane

:x: osuche

Awwww, I feel for you, osuche. I find it always helps when you realize why you're so emotional. Sometimes I think I'm going insane (shaddup PF if you lurk here!) but most times I remember it's PMS.

I'm at the wonderful stage where it's only light spotting but the minute you think you can get away with wearing nothing . . . ahahahahaha, Murphy's Law kicked in.

The boy-slave-bitch guy just went out to get me pizza. If ANYONE tells him the cravings don't last all month, I will KILL! :D :corn:

(((Steph)))) and ((((wyndhy))) ~~ Thanks for the understanding.

Today I am not crying. Today I am Mrs. Bitch. :) Yay for hormones! :p

((((((osuche)))))))

What would you like to see on the menu today?

Lasagna. Lots and LOTS of meat lasagna. And garlic bread (which I don't have) <sigh>

At least I'm going to get the lasagna!

:x: Steph TYfor asking!

My stay in The Hut is just about over for the time being. It's been tense, for sure. I've mostly made it through with very little chocolate, and zero wine. Maybe that's why it's been so fucking tough. Yep, hormones suck.

I've got some veggie & meat lasagna in the freezer, osuche! Come on up!

No wine nor chocolate, flutelady?!?!? You're a strong woman!!!

I'd like some chocolate with some pumpkin seeds on the side. Oh! And a hot water bottle.

chocolate covered pumpkin seeds sound really good and i'm not even in the hut. i think you should make some and send me a few for testing.

I have one day left....which is good because I am running out of tampons and I forgot to buy more.

I *did* however, manage to order Dove Cookies online (via home delivery grocery store) ~~ and they are divine. Want one, anyone?

Dove makes cookies?? That would be perfect today (one day left for me, too)

/me hands flutelady a cookie

I think I need to take a dot day :spin:

I think I took one! I ate like a pig (or WI, same diff) & slept all evening!

*schooches in and plops on the red rug*

Red Rug :eek: Since when do we have a red rug in here?

Geezzzzz, this gets tougher every month!

I'm almost to the being human part again.

i just wish id have one (i know im crazy) but its been 7 months since my last "visit" . docs put me on pills to make it happen next week so i shud be one lucky (dripping with sarcasim) duck next week with the mother of all periods!!! im NOT looking forward to playin catch up !

Wow, nikki! That happened to a woman I used to work with . . . she did end up with the mother of all periods, too. We'll give you most of the supplies in the hut!!! (((((((nikki))))))

((((((((((((steph))))))))))))))) TY lol then hubby is coming back from TDY this weekend , hes pissed off i didnt put off takin the meds so we cud have loads of sex before hes off again on a another TDY next week!!!!! now tell me , is that really what u need to tell ur wife while shes PMSing 7months worth at one time?!?!?!?!

:rofl: Dude's got a death wish, no question!!! I'm sure you'll school him. :D

*slowly enters from the back and asks if it is ok to "visit" (i'm pregnant, but dont worry i'll be here for about a month ... in about a month.) Was just reading and am curious... Do you know what caused you to not have periods for seven months?

Yeah sure, Callie, you can visit.

But first . . .




I have to ask . . .






Where are your snacks?!?!?!?

*hands over the largest bag of crunchy cheetos you've ever seen.... EMPTY!!* Sorry, got hungry, but i still have two packages of double stuffed oreos. "who wants some ?"

If you split them apart and give me the cookie only side then you'd have quadruple stuffs :D

I prefer my Oreo's creamless :D

I would have assumed Pixies women preferred cream. :D

Yup i know , ive got PCOS (poly cystic ovarian syndrome) and along with not ovulating i have testosterone thats almost higher than a mans!!! there are other things that i got that go along but those are the major two combos that make it to where ive gone a whopping 7 moths , the doc had to put me on meds to get this one going , the only good side effect of this bull shit is ive got a sex drive thats outta the world!!! LMAO!!!

oh and whoevers hiding the snackies had better fess up, ive called in the search dogs they shud be here any minute!!! LMAO!!! seriously tho i NEED something salty and something sweet, inthat order. i just pigged out on a indian dinner (OMG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) and now when that settles ill have to raid and see what salty stuff i got, prob hit the cheddar onion crisps ( againMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) dear god my diet is OVER not just blown but OVER im gonna have to restart it when i stop cramping LOL i figure if i gotta bleed like a stuck freakin pig i might as well eat what i want!!! SCREW IT!!

LOLOL Nikki . . . I know I shouldn't laugh at your misery but I'm eating enough for an army right now so I know how you feel. :D

NEXT!!!!! :D

I'm escaping.

Next? That would be Mrs. WI. Sex last night...woke up in the hut. Thanks for keeping her seat warm!

Now, about warming your seat. :hot:

Here you go ladies

I can't open the snacks attachment!!! :bang:

I have now entered day two of PMS. :line:

some more for the salt lovers

ok thatll get me thru thanks winston!! ugh im hating this , i can handle the cravings but not the cramps!!! its literally draining me and my poor daughter has had her head snapped off three or four times already today and its only just now half over!!! dear god i feel bad for ppl around me !

~nikki

count me in for the stupid hut. PMS ownz. Fucking everything is making me cry.

I can't wait until this week is over so i can shove my weepy, pussyass PMS alterego back in the fucking closet for a month.

PMS ownz. Best.sentence.ever.

*clutches her throbbing ovaries and huddles in a corner*