Diamonds are a girls best friend...here is the next new best friend! :D

I say, Go for it! LOL:yellghst:

For those of religious bent.

Getting Ready
 

Sharpen those claws..........

Death by Viagra
 

Couldn't wipe the smile off his face either...

I think most all of us could use some laughs right now...

and another...

more...

and especially for Diva...
 

Diamonds can be a man's best friend too...

OMG!!! Too fucking funny Scotzoidman!!!!! :D :D

I hope that don't give anyone ideas..like swallowing a diamond...LOL

Thanks for the great laugh!!!:D

Diamond
 

Scotzoidman

Devilish clever wot!

She can't say yes with her mouth full yet

needs to say yes to get the diamond.

Brilliant.

Nothing like telling the whole world what you do on a first date!!:D

Horseback riding anyone???? :D

Now Hollywood has gone too far!

a few i was sent today

next

and again

for the horny women

dangerous sex

last couple

first date

picking apples....New Zealand style

OMG!!!
 

Kiwi!!!! Some of these are just too funny.........keeping me laughing.:D :D :D :D :D :D

good parking space

Spooky
 

Not really funny, but.

A number assigned supposedly to one of the planes
was Q33NY. I am suspicious.

In MS Word, type in Q33NY, enlarge font size to 26,
change font to Wingdings. There are three Wingding
fonts. You'll know when you've got it right.

As I said, spooky.

Not really Spooky
 

I've checked the registration numbers, flight numbers
and manufacturer's numbers and cannot find Q33NY.

Somebody's inventing an urban myth.

To make up for that, try this.

How it really feels with your ass in the air.

Birds and the Bees
 

BIRDS AND THE BEES...

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about
the birds and bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech.

At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech.

When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll
have nothing left to live for."

from LoveDiva!
 

Hey all.. LoveDiva asked me to post this for her.. as for her boycotting reason... ;)

From Diva:

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, she demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked,"I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

Thank you.
__________________
LoveDiva

Found this elsewhere.

Caught my fancy.

Truth in Advertising?

This Coop's mail list I am on, sure has some funny ones......LOL

This one just cracked me up.........ROFLMAO:D :D :D :D

let it snow!!!!

TONGUE
 

I realize that the snow is not flying yet, however I thought that this was to good to pass up.

FIRST DATE
 

Keep your first date formal.

PERFECT CUSTUME
 

Hallowen is coming! Here is a suggested custume that is sure to get you all the pussy you can handle.

HOLLOWEN COSTUME
 

On the same line of thinking, here is another costume for you.

Here ya go :whiteghos

Fang
 

Your turn for Hall Monitor?

Don't think I've posted this before.

This one is just toooooo true!!!!!!!! :D