Mel Gibson, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome


"I'm not gonna hurt ya Wendy. I'm just gonna rip your fucking heart out!"

From the masters themselves Mr. King and Kubrik

The Shining - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!!

"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker. "

That one was from "There's Something About Mary"

"I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the funnest things to do in cold weather. "

Mystery, Alaska - Skank

"Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques."

*bump* Anyone got an answer? I think it's time to move to a new quote Skip. I finally looked it up and it's a movie I've only seen clips for... I've never seen the whole thing.

Its from Say Anthing ---- Come on
Okay lets try again

"I think you ought to calm down, take a stress pill and think things over."

HAL~2001 a Space Oddesy


"I'm just here to regulate funkiness...OK?"

"I'm just here to regulate funkiness...OK?"

from "The Mexican"????

yep..but who said it MilkToast?..lol

I really do not recall... I think it was a hitman or something along those lines... I went looking but could not find the tape to make sure ;)

OK... here's another one:
"I'm 43 years old and I've never figured anything out in my whole f***ing life!"

Hey MilkToast, could we have a clue??

clue1: pigs in crates dropping on villages...

somebody in Air America

"My doors open and my cats on the roof and he hates heights"

Well, thought it was from "Meet the Parents"..but just watched that scene and that's not it. Any hints Skip????

Is it James Gandolfini???

hint: The movie was named after Cocaine

gotta be Blow, but don't remember a part with a cat...(that's what ya get for watching movies at home drunk..lol)

ok enough of this crap it was Whoopi Goldberg in Fatal Beauty ...thought some geek would get that, not i guess

Heres a new one>

"Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid. "

Pulp Fiction-Maria de Medeiros

"Spandex, it's a privledge, not a right."

Matthew Lillard~Hackers


"This isn't a hospital...this is an Insane Assylum, and it's all YOUR fault!!!!!"

Hot Lips ~ M*A*S*H

"Chicks dig me. Because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual."

Bill Murray, Stripes


"He's not a mouse, he's my brother!"

George, Stuart Little


"they called her the sparkling diamond"

"they called her the sparkling diamond"
Christian, Moulin Rouge

It's only when we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything.

Brad Pitt (Tyler durden)
Fight Club

"I hate men, I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!"

I dont know Ash's quote, but I thought this game needed revived.

An easy one>>>

"No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here. "

Marcelus Wallace (Ving Rhaymes) ~ Pulp Fiction

"A Duck!"

That would be the crowd in the "burn her" witch scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"London. You know... fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins... London!"

Uncle Avi (Dennis Farina)
'Snatch'

"Did you say 'yutes'?"

"Oh, excuse me your honor, two "YOUTHS"
~My Cousin Vinny~

"WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT! WE'RE GOING TO LIVE ON! WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE!"

The president - Independence Day.

"If I were just a little dumber, I could have been a cop"

I think that's Mel's character in Payback. A very decent movie about standing up for your principles!!


"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. "

Jack "The fucking man" Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in "A Few Good Men"


"Shut up bitch and go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"aren't you the same kids I caught whackin' off in my toolshed?"

Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America



You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!

The dice, in Ford Fairlane - long ago eros

"Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain. "

Quigley / Selleck - Quigley Down Under


"Talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

Auric Goldfinger/"Goldfinger"

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Well I do I do declare boy....that thar is a chicken boy!

Foghorn Leghorn

boy

"Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"

P.J. O'Rourke