tester

marksman or sniper?

marksman

friend or boss

friend

butthole or buttbuster?

Who'd want to be a butthole??




gift wrapper or gift opener?

Gift opener (although I'll help wrap, too)

follower or partner

partner


massage therapist or sexual therapist?

massage therapist ... lots of hands on work :D :D

violin maker or violin player?

violin player (I always prefer to be a player)


camel herder or sheep herder

sheep herder

weatherman or gypsy?

Gypsy


Ballerina or Exotic Dancer?

Exotic dancer, I'd look silly in tights, my demi-pliets are clumsy and I can't tiptoe for shit.

Dental Hygienist or Pedicurist

Ugh, not sure I'd want either of those jobs, but I'll go with pedicurist.


Movie theater usher, or mcdonalds counter boy?

Movie theater usher. Maybe get to see some movies early or get discounts for later use. :D

car or boat designer?

I'd rather design boats. If nothing else, just so I can get out on them more.

Train engineer or Mechanical engineer?

Train engineer


Sous Chef, or Line Cook?