I'm not snickering!!!!

As WI said, she doesn't deserve it at all.

Pixies people suck :D

I know I don't.


But if I did...I'd be really bad at it.

I don't want proof of that ^^ (although even without proof I really don't believe him anyway)

I hope ^^^ doesn't get lucky for her birthday.

And I hope he ^^^ doesn't get lucky for her birthday either.

you people think about sex entirely too much.

freaks.

I just realized...I'm not really that fond of licking pussy.

Today was such a good day. I hope tomorrow will go this smooth.

i'm sure it will. your students are meek and biddable.

I don't love them at all and that makes my job so much easier.

they don't need you, lil.

I'm never sure of that. That's why I'm going to quit.

Schools in Connecticut aren't hiring. :D