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Standing on stage in a pair of rocky's, a black bra and a white shirt over it unbuttoned...hair fixed up in a bow and my boots. I begin to speak into the microphone...
"EXCUSE ME!!!" Then steping back letting every one get readjusted. I would like to say thanks to all....especially to you Dicksbro for presenting me with this award. Really did not expect this I was just hoping someone would volunteer to help me and then get hurt so I could be thier beck and call girl. But maybe next time. Thank you! Now to present the next award..."The OUCH Award" (a glass ball in the shape of an ass that glows pink and then red when touched.) goes to Booger since he is one of many that likes to be spanked. Thanks to Lilith. Booger if you are here please cum on up and get your award.... I step back thinking to myself " when you get up here i'll give you a good spanking." with a big grin on my face. |
*dusts off the mic, coughs and sneezes*
Since Boogs hasn't accepted his spanking reward, I will accept it on his behalf. *pokes at the glowing pink ass light* OOOhh Pretty! (This illuminates the room) OMG!!! everyone here looks like Rip Van Winkle!!! WAKE UP!!!! There that is better! I accept this award also on the behalf of those that enjoy regular spankings. The feel of their tender flesh warmed by a firm hand.....the mix between pleasure and pain......the waiting to be rewarded by their lover with either another spanking, or even a hot sex session...... O Gawd I am getting all worked up... I better give the next award The Next award goes to Sharni as Supreme Smutress (award looks like a tiara with "jewels" on it) |
Sharni! ah hem! Your award for supreme smutress is waiting......c'mon and step up to the podium!
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Where did Sharni go. The crowd is getting restless. The guys are getting horny. The snack counter is running out of condoms. The food counter is running out of ... well ... food.
SHARNI! WHERE ARE YOU? |
I think she has gone to spy on cute couple Oz :rofl:
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After a two year wait, I step forward to accept this beautiful (although slightly tarnished now) tiara with jewels (OMG, they look like "family jewels) on behalf of Sharni ... thanking lizzardbits and the audience for their patience. But, alas, it's time to move on ... and so, for our next winner we have the "Tender Loins :slurp: Lover" award proudly presented to the one, the only,
IowaMan! |
Yooo hooo Iowaman!! DB's been standing here holding the mic for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooong time!
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I guess IowaMan isn't going to cum. I guess though that happens to the best of us on occasion. :shrug: In lieu of having IowaMan cumming for the ladies to receive his "Tender Loins :slurp: Lover" award, we'll mail it to him by UPS.
Next, perhaps one of those beautiful ladies would be so kind as to step forward and receive the "I Love Keeping Them Ready" award for being such marvelous stimulators for us Pixie Guys. FlirtWithMe, please step up to my raging hardon ... er ... the mic to receive your award! |
Oh what an honour!
FWM removes her ever-present glass dildo, licks it clean, flings it down along with her camera, jumps up, straightens her clothing and makes her way barefoot to the stage. Such excitement has there been already on this fantastic awards night that the stage is slippery with cum and on the way to the mic she slips, gliding towards dicksbro and grabbing hold of the first thing she can to stop herself sliding off the stage the other side.
Mmmm are mics supposed to taste this good :bj: After looking up when noticing the mic stand is a lot thicker than usual, and actually human, she sees the REAL stand and realizes her actions are not entirely appropriate for an awards ceremony. After a quick nod and a wink to dicksbro in apology, FWM sees that the audience don't seem to be complaining so one last :slurp: is provided for good measure before she jumps elegantly to her feet and composes herself, ready to accept her award. The audience cheers, and then falls silent as dicksbro hands over the award to a thrilled but somewhat disheveled recipient. *FWM coughs... no, she swallows, to clear her throat* Ladies and Gentleman of Pixies Place, it is with great pleasure that I, FlirtWithMe, accept with thanks this perfectly formed 'I Love Keeping Them Ready' award. I will look to it for inspiration when alone with my camera, and may there be many more pictures in the future to keep you ready. The useful shape of the award itself means it will take a star role in future photo sessions ;) *FWM takes a bow, and as her boobs fall out of her dress, realizes she should have curtseyed* Scraping the last bit of dignity she has remaining, she looks straight out to the audience, blows a kiss, thanks everyone for cumming and wishes all a wet and sticky cumfest after the show :boobs: :loveshowe ********** On to the next award, and I am truly excited to announce that it goes to that cheeky chappie from North, that super sexy Scottish scribe, that devastatingly dashing Danger Mouse himself, no other than DM383 :hot: Cum up to the stage, DM, and collect your *He Makes Me Wetter With Every Sentence He Writes* award for your super long, super hot, super sexy, superbly written erotic stories :slurp: :line: That's it from me guys :wave: I'm going to sneak away now and play with my award ;) |
*DM slips in the slick wetness from FWM that has pooled on the floor, landing on his back between her legs. Grasping FWM firmly by the hips, he draws her pelvis down towards his waiting mouth........*
Ahem! Sorry, got a wee bit carried away there! :faint: Thank you for the presentation of this award FlirtWithMe - you know, often just writing my stories gets me wet, too, so it's gratifying to know they have a similar effect on others! :D So, with my characteristic (honest! ;) ) shyness, I would like to present the award for the longest gap between picture posts to........ ....... drum rolls............. ...... IAKaraokeGirl! IAKG posted a fabulous picture in souls_cry2000's "Womens Calendar" thread, which is a superb reminder of just how sexalicious ALL our Pixie ladies are! Merry Christmas to one and all!! :D :spank: |
*blushes*
Thank you again, one and all, for the great "welcome back" I've received! :loveshowe |
Oops...you can tell I've been gone from Pixies far too long...thanks to one of my favorite Pixies for reminding me that I have to name another awardee. :)
(drumroll, please) The award goes to PF, not only for giving me the heads-up to reserve the October spot in the Pixies calendar for my harvest picture, but for, as a side benefit, reminding me how much fun this place is and how much I've missed you all. |
:huh: ...... What? :wobbly:
Oh! Sorry. :o I was busy in the corn patch jac....., thinking about agriculture stuff,:rolleyes: and didn't hear you call my name. :D I am hornied, I mean honored to accept this Drippy Panty trophy. I have looked forward to this day all my life and that my work is always close to my heart and the first thing on my lips when I cum to this wonderful place. :) I want to thank all our sexy Pixie ladies, the mini skirt fashion that began in the late 60's and one high school teacher that wore this super tight red skirt for help in making me everything I am today. :undies: The next plaque on the table looks like the Wooly Hip Boots award. That must bee for WildIrish. :baa: |
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On behalf of WildIrish who is busy tending his flock and apparently has been since 12/08, I carefully (not sure what that is on the bottom of it) accept the Wooly Hip Boots award for him and immediately send it through the mail to him. And in his honor, I now call on pinkFlames to receive the Ms. Smut Games Award for outstanding game posts! Congratulations pinkFlames! |
Why thank you dicksbro. :) Of course I couldn't have done it without the kind help of a few sweet sexy gentlemen, including yourself. :kisser:
Now I'd like to present the Magical Mathematician award to jseal, for his proud dedication to facts and figures. |
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