Since I have been a member here, I have always said it's not the size of the cock it's how active it is....

Anyone have one just as active like this one :D????

Subject: The ages of man
 

From a 50 something male friend:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl. But, she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided that I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 30, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on one thing. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 41, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 55 and looking for a girl with very big tits. :D

Now I know why men enjoy fishing so much!!! :D

Re: Subject: The ages of man
 

Diva

Truth is a sad thing.

I got my girl with big tits at 45

Fishing!
 

Ya Diva that is it!
I love to fish, drink beer and get head!

Oldfart...you just made my morning!!!! LOL You are simply too much!!!


And M45.... I love going fishing!! Never know what type of worm I will use!!!!! :) :D

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Anyone have one just as active like this one :D???? [/QUOTE]

Welll Diva... I know you could make mine that active and more!!!!

MORE????? OMG!! This I gotta see!!!! ;) :D

i dont know if ppl here would liek this one but here goes

Can anyone guess what sperm think about on their journey???? :D

ROTFLMAO DIVA!!

Self sex!!

Yes sir..I think most of us men here at Pixies do that alot!

~~Amazing what goes on in a sauna full of men~~
 

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first
man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him curiously.

"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second
man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with
a piece of toilet paper extending from his
rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

This is a fountain in Amsterdam, seems to get a lot of attention from the ladies...

Horse shopping
 

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse."How will I recognize him?" he asks.
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment,"
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella
up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin pretty
mad at this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally angry at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ta-ta, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing."Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

Irish-cam?
 

Irish,

Trust this naughty bloke wasn't you.

Just green with envy.

Moderation
 

Sadly, moderation is creeping up on us all.

a couple to get back at all the male jokes

the second one

Hey Prophet...............WHEN ;)

Better be before we get this old!! ;)

This is too cute!!! :D

Has this ever happend to anyone? :D

LMAO
 

I've missed the intended "hole" once or twice but with decidely better, albeit surprising, results.

LOL Nubian...I don't think you are the only one!! :D



Here is one I think we could all use!!!!!!

this is why u dont have sex on the edge of the cliff

a funny picture
 

OldFart---That couldn't have been me!I always rode a" chopper"
or a bike for racing.Never a "Dresser"(Motorcycle with saddle-
bags,windshield,etc.) Irish

Irish
 

Irish.

Glad to hear it.

Mind you, loved the head-rest.

The little buzz-box Yama-hahaha I rode in my youth

totally lacked such extravagances (and any class).

Ever wonder what is under a turban????? :D

Tacky, Diva. Tacky.

(But good)

Floss
 

For you Norteamericanos, you must not forget to floss

after every meal. Please do not forget!

It is important.

Hey Oldfart..that's one position I haven't tried yet!!! :D

PUSSY WILLOW....you better be on the look-out girl friend!
 

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the
sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big
under his arm.

He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."
Old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken
wire!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's
surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sunrise and he
sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."
Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck
tape!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old
man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck
tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying
what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
Old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy says, "It's a pussy willow."

Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat."

Education
 

Diva

Always a pleasure to broaden the horizons.

Now I wish this was mine!!! ;) :D

Way cool Diva... I'm with you, I could enjoy having that on my van!

Heres one that my wife sent to me!:D

Now this is what I call a feeding tube!!! :D

Sound familiar????

Every workplace should have one of these for the ladies!!! :D