I was not described this morning as someone's trashy girlfriend. I am also not celebrating that illustrious title by going to the St. Pat Bash- roller derby :D

It doesn't bother me at all that I never get blow jobs anymore.

You guys would have hated the fishnet stockings and plaid catholic school girl skirts the derby girls wore tonight. Especially hated Pixie Pounder

I know you didn't just go because somebody told you the ladies use the "whip". :rolleyes:

I really hated that I had the evening alone tonight...I had nothing (and no one) to do. ;)

I would never let a man pinch my nips all afternoon.

I'm really glad I can't get text messages from Lilith. I'd never want anything she could send me.

I'm so happy that I've got a kitty who has the runs and I have decided that I'm never going to put out another litter box again just so he can feel free to go anywhere he chooses.

I don't miss him^^^ at all.

I don't mix Pixies at all, and thus I really don't need to get a personal laptop so I can surf more.

I love getting engine coolant in my eye.

I hate the thought of being with friends and family today.

I hate the sound of mortars going off a few feet away.

I'm so looking forward to skipping the day I had planned, so I can stay in an work instead.

I NEVER want to touch myself when I'm lookin at everyone's pics here at Pixies......

NEVER, NOPE, NOT ME !!!!!!!