I would be it's so obvious pretending to ejaculate. I doubt she'd believe me. ;)

Would you run naked in your back yard?

I can't remember the last time I ran through the back yard with clothes ON!

Would you ever boink your secretary?

Well since I're retired and like to call my wife my "social secretary," I'll treat "boink" as meaning having sex (rather than hitting or something :D) and say, YES, YES, YES!

Would you ever go with your spouse/so to a striptease show?

NO...but I'd go with Horseman12 :))))

would you ever let someone touch and stroke you there while you were driving?

Yep. Been there, done that, and loved it.

Would you ever use a strap-on?

I'll try anything twice

Would you ever run naked in public

Does a nudist resort count? Did that.

Would you make out in a movie?

With horseman12 I would!!!

Would you ever secretly bring someone off in a public place. (like under a resteraunt table)

Um...know that Alanis Morrisette song about the theater? Been there and done that. ;)

Would you ever send flowers, just because?

Oh yes and do!!!!

would you count the cost if you REALLY wanted something bad?

Within limits the cost is a nominal after thought.

Would you ever masturbate infront of your lover?

Doesn't everyone????

Would you ever pretend to cum?

Would if she wanted to watch.

Would you ever masturbate for a stranger?

eh????

no I wouldn't

would you ever masterbate your lover while someone watched?

My wife would have to ask and even then I'm not totally sure. Probably ... if she asked.

Would you, if dressed, spread your legs a bit to entice someone to look?