Is this how morse code was taught???? :D

Double D'ssssssssssss :D

Ha!! I hope the bunny has ass insureance!

Who Wants to be........
 

A million bucks for this?

Not bad.

Four Catholic moms are having coffee together,
discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a
priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a
bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'

The third Catholic woman says smugly,"Well, not to
put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in
silence. The first three women give her this subtle
"Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'6," blond-blue eyed, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say........'Oh my God"...

Now this is how they SHOULD PLAY HOCKEY!!!

THEN I WOULD DEFINETLY WATCH THE GAMES!!!!!!!! :D

WooHoo!!!

That makes two of us Diva. :D

Tigress

Thanksgiving.....
 

With the holidays approching........ don't let the turkey do this to you!!! :D

Don't do this at home, ladies.

Why little boys and girls are different
 

Why little boys and girls are different

Can somebody tell me where I can find this place:confused: :D

Now I think this would statisfy alot of men :D

Another licence plate...maybe we can hang it up in the chat room??? :D

Decisions, decisions, men do have it easy when it comes to dressing up!

Oui Oui!

Women want a man who is chivalrous and galant.

Men call this behavior "conscious competence", both sexes win !

Why we can never find love when your looking.:) :)

Must be a man who thought of these street names!!! Or a pissed off ex!!!! :D

Diva, probably just poor planning, like this;

I just realized after posting this, this is the same picture as Diva's, with the names changed; oh well, I think it's funny anyway!

I just wanna know what his pick-up line was?

Here at Pixie's, you don't even have to run up your credit card like this...

This place is no fun at all...

At least she didn't claim she was going blind

Be careful out there

The Beer vs. Pussy Debate



A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.

Is this really a crime?

I want her at my next party...

And now, a word from.... uuuuhhhhh......

Any of you ladies house-hunting?

Be carefull of what fantasies you wish for.... :D

computer sex
 

dont think this has been here ...sorry if it has

Beach Party Anyone?
 

The picture say's it all!!!:p

How I Feel
 

I am sure this fits how we all feel!!!

Uh-huh, sure!

Hey Doc!
 

Doctor, I've got this problem," a man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day, she really works me over."

"So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour everyday at lunchtime and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep."

"I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor.

"You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."

He needs a little help.

Osama bin Laden gets it while Bush and Cole sing a ballad!!

http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_bin.swf

Can we keep the jokes on topic please.

Sixthsense, why?
 

There is no central theme, except what we find as funny.

This is a re-jig of an Aussie beer commercial.

This is soooooo true!!!! :D