No.

Would you ever eat the panties right off someone?

I tried, er, I mean... I'd try. ;)

Would you ever slap someone for saying you had nice tits?

No. I might act surprised since it's not something most of us guys hear ... but slap the person ... not likely.

Would you ever walk down the street with your hand on your spouse/so's butt?

Been there, done that!

WYE consider a trip to China?

I would consider it but will probably never do it.

WYE ride a camel.

I might consider it.

WYE ride on the bonnet (hood) of a moving car?

Nope

But WYE have sex on the hood of a car?

Probably

WYE have sex where the neighbours could see you?

Not intentionally.

WYE answer your front door in the nude?

Yes, have done on a dare! :p

WYE have a threesome if your significant other wanted one?

Yep, if i was comfortable with the other person that is

WYE accept an indecent proposal?

Yes, certainly - getting others to accept my indecent proposals is more difficult.

WYE have sex in a store room at the office?

Not at my work *L* Defiantely not

WYE have sex at your workplace?

Since I'm retired and my "workplace" is kinda like home ... I suppose so. :) However, if I was still working at the company I retired from ... nope. Wouldn't do it.

WYE go naked on a public beach (assuming it wasn't illegal)?

Errr when i was younger and better proportioned *L* But now, no way on Gods green earth!

WYE enter a singing contest?