Sorry, WI, I kind of missed the "I want to be a ... "

Anyway, I want to be a "beer taster."

Porn film star or a mainstream movie extra

Is ok...I kinda do wanna be oral sex. :p

Though I'd prefer to be a movie extra than a porn star. Less chance of performance anxiety.


Would you rather be a homicide detective or a forensic examiner?

Between the two ... I guess a homicide detective although neither sound especially good to me.

Would you rather be an airplane pilot or a railway engineer?

Railway Engineer, I think. Slightly more room for error.

Ladies Shoe Salesperson or Bra Fitter?

Salesperson.. would get slapped too often as a bra fitter!

Would you rather be an Entomologist or Herpetologist?

Hmmm ... insects or reptiles. Guess I'd rather be an Entomologist and study insects. More of them in my yard than reptiles and so I won't have to drive anywhere. :D

Would you be a fireman or policeman?

Policeman


I want to be: a vibrator tester or a cameraman filming it.

If the testing is a solo activity, then I'd rather be the cameraman

Would you rather be a traffic cop or a meter reader?

Meter reader more chance of violence.


I want to be: Car or furniture salesman.

Car salesman. I notice a lot of them driving new cars with dealer plates. :)

I want to be: a porn photographer or a porn actor or actress.

Porn photographer


I want to be a ghost buster or Department of environmental protection agent

Ghost Buster

I want to be a electronic news anchor person or a newspaper reporter

Newspaper reporter

Bartender or Erotic dancer?

I'm sixty, not a big call out for exotic dancers, so bartender it shall be!

Police or Private Investigator

Private Investigator ... Magnum drove a Ferrari and always had the pretty gals. So did Mike Hammer and, really, most of the TV PI's. :D

Beetle Bailey or Sarge?