More and more the two lovers searched for exciting new ways to express their passion for one another.

Another opportunity passed them by and left both of them frustrated.

Frustrated women need some loving now!

Now all I need is a sunny beach, a pina colada and a sexy cabana boy!

Boy, oh, boy. She really had him erect and ready to go.

Go quickly, before my husband gets home and catches us in the act!!

Act like nothing happened and pretend all that gooey stuff is just left over frosting from some toaster pastries.

Pastries?? I thought you said I should wear some pasties!

Pasties is the appropriate attire for very conservative strippers.

Strippers are often admired but they sometimes get a bad rap.

Rap is par spelled backwards. :D

Backwards is the direction I seem to be going in today.

Today is a great day for making love.

Love can complicate your life when you love two people at once.

Once you start to make love, it's not nice to take a break for a cookie.