Lies! All lies!
 

Tell us a blatant lie! It can be about yourself, but doesn't have to be.



I'm teaching Bill Gates the finer points of rope bondage.

PantyFanatic is my favourite Pixie.



Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!

I'm shy and rarely speak my mind ;)

I think anal sex is a tremendously deplorable act and can't imagine anyone deriving any sort of enjoyment from the practice. Furthermore, I can't imagine how anyone could even get aroused by looking at a person's rear end.

I got laid today.

I'm SOOOO pleased that Steph got here before I did. :D

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Originally Posted by Steph Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!

That ought to do it. :grin:

Steph, how 'bout...






...I'm not mushy--at all. :rofl:

ROFLMFAO You guys are hee-larry-us!













except that PF dude

I have the patience of a saint :D

I have been nominated for sainthood

I never upset anyone *L*

My life is a total success.

I'm pure angel

I never correct others.

I like being corrected :D

I hate using a paddle.

I'm in the middle of a fantastic orgy.

I *never* worry. :grin:

I am a flaming liberal.

Mushrooms are great on *everything.*

I hardly ever think of sex.

My children never irritate me.

Reptiles give me the creeps.

I can live just fine without love.

I just love being over-analyzed

I prefer cats.

I never go into bitch mode and snap at anyone

I never argue.

I'm a virgin

I never get depressed.

I call my mother every day, just 'cause I miss her. ;)

I wish all those dancing girls from Chicago would quit coming into our home to entertain me.

(OMG, LOL! This is the best thread!) :grin:


I am voice instructor to the stars. :D

I think I hear that big yellow one overhead saying something now. :D

I think it said something like, "Keep the air on, dude!"

My leg fell off this morning..........it's almost fully grown back now though

Lil and I are actually the same person.

I am a size 14

I believe that George W Bush is the best president this nation has ever had!