Excuse me! I need to use the *ahem* restroom
 

A reply to the shop talk thread just got me wondering.......

How many of you get off at work???????????:o:o

Lil,

I work with a pack of wankers, but that does not translate

to a soggy work environment.

Imagine, "Safety report! A nice place to work except where I

slipped on this slippery stuff." LOL

In my opinion, sometimes you just have to get off and the bathroom is a good and handy place.

Have as of late been visiting the restroom frequently. For just such emergencies.

I must confess. Sometimes late in the day I am the only one at work so it is easy to close the door and be handy. I have my own office and we don't get walk-in traffic so all I have to do is answer the phone.

Um...I work from home. Oh, wait, you mean "get off while actually on the clock". Nah, don't do that.

From time to time, I'm hear after hours and like to browse the net for fun images and videos (we have a fast connection here at work - very nice!)

Anyway, on more than one occasion, I have decided to go for it and complete here at my desk - it's risky and foolish, but still a thrill and nobody gets hurt....

Thanks for the honest replies.

I got to thinking I knew someone here wrote a sexy thread about this before. Check out Sarriah's thread......................

http://www.pixiesfreeeroticstories....ghlight=sarriah

Honestly, I can't think of any place that I haven't. Maybe church, I don't remember ever choking it there.

no, but i've wanted to!

Yep! On occasion. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

Since I've started working from home most of the time...well... :)

Most definitely at work, in the bathroom, on the days where I just can't wait till I get home....other days its on the ride home if I'm too impatient :p ;) :D

Bump!

And yes, it's been known to happen here.

I've done the naughty at work a few times :)

Lilith,

Not here. Dullsville.

Maybe you should take some stories in there for inspiration;)

I knew Skippy would be in this thread. :)

I've not done it at this workplace b/c of the type of environment we're in. It's like working in a bakery and not eating sweets :jester:

It depends on the work environment.Some places-Yes!Some-No,
because of lack of privacy.I wouldn't mind being caught by a woman,but not by a man.That's just the way that I am! Irish

never at work, not enough time and definitely nothing to look at,

and my imagination isn't that great in that area,

I think I've done it at every company I've worked for. I'm a regular executive stress reliever... Even once been caught! So embarrassing...

And speaking candidly to a woman I work with, she does it too on occasion.

Zipper xxx

It is uncanny that I would come across this thread. I so badly want to tell a story about this that I'm bouncing in my chair.

Unfortunately I can't really say anything without permission.

More's the shame. 8-(

Ya BIG damn tease!!!!!!


Write a ;);) fictional story about it:D

Me too...and sometimes while cybering :boink:

I like being a BIG tease.

I'm with him on this one - I have the same tosspots where I work.

But what kind of work do you people do? Let's face it, if you're a civil engineer doing work on drains etc, you're hardly likely to pop down the drain to chuck one out are you?

"Aye, that's the blockage solved, bud!"

ladies i think it would be exciting if you could get some pics of you masturbating while at work

Yes! Or movies, that would be ace!

I have
 

masturbated at work at my desk !!
I work in a typical office a big open area with cubicles. Each cubicle has an opening or door in one side. I sit facing away from door and can discreetly slide my hand under my desk and touch my cock over my slacks.. While PMing with a sexy pixie lady one day I was doing this and almost made a huge mess in slacks so I had to stop, but it gave me an idea. During lunch break I went to a pharmacy and bought a package of condoms. The PMs resumed and she ordered my to go to the men's room and put a condom on. She then ordered me to masturbate for her but not to cum without her permission. SHe kept me going for a long time then finally made finish my self off. Between trying not to make a sound,worrying about getting caught and the naughtyness of what I was doing I came like a fire hose !! Sitting at the desk at work with condom full of cum on your cock is a bit embarassing but very hot.
If any of you sexy pixies ladies find this as hot as I do PM me !!

Maleslut1186~ I seriously wish you worked in my office!!!!! OMG!!! There is an empty cube next to mine at the moment! *wink*

Finds the cubicle nest yours and waits in nervous anticipation

I've done it many times, but not in recent memory. In pretty much every case, I was either doing sexy e-mailing or IM, and things became so uncomfortable I just had to. I also found that because I stayed silent (instead of my usual vocal self) the orgasms were more intense than usual.

Probably not since 2001 ...

... of course, that's when I retired and so, since then, it's been on my own time. :)

I also found that because I stayed silent (instead of my usual vocal self) the orgasms were more intense than usual.[/QUOTE]


I agree totally. Having to keep silent, not be obivious about it, and the danger of possibly getting caught does make the orgasm much more intense.

Same here!!!

Wow... I can't believe I have never posted in this thread.

I can't even begin to count how many times I've gotten off at work. Usually in the stall, but many times at my desk.

I even wrote a story about it once... ;)

Yes, I still do at least once or twice a month

Many, many, many years past I was busted doing the breaktime relaxer by my supervisors Mrs.
About a year later he had a different job, and he had me too to give him blow jobs. I still had my same job when caught by his Mrs previously. I gave him some very good head for a couple months. :bjhappy:

Every three months or so, a consultant from one of our vendors visits for a few days. She is a southern belle, sassy, flirty, and hot as hell. I spend quite a bit more time than usual in the can during those few days.