Leads to naughty thoughts!
 

What every day words do you use that aren't meant to be naughty, dirty, filthy......but when you use them or hear them it takes all your willpower to NOT think naughty thoughts?




Lube.

LOVE that one.

For some really odd reason *Hanky* does it to me too. LOL LOL

arrears (and believe me.. in my line of work I hear that ALL day long).

Randygal.. 8 more to go :) woohooo

pork

salad

Nastersiums (spelling???) - you know, the flowers. LOL

More like phrases .... "Are you coming? Here I come. Come here."

"lollipop, lollipop, la, la, la, lollipop....pop!" ... oh sorry, I was just singing!

lick

Sucking

We have a friend named Richard. He's a HUGE pervert.


He insists that we call him Dick. :D :p



It's REALLY hard to call him that!

( SO SORRY Dicksbro!)

Lips and Cheeks - they go together so well

I love words!
 

Come, Dick (name), penetration, easy, hard, fluid, cream, Twinkie, hoe, wet....

Flesh

Wet

Don't even TRY to get me to say "moist" in public. I just pretty much end up in a fit of giggles. :p

And THEN.........
 

and THEN ya got yer COMPUTER terms.

*shiver*


In Box. (oh MAN!)

Uploading and downloading *heavy sigh*

RAM *gulp*

Hardware AND software (be still my heart!!!!)

69 . . . live next to house with 69 as the address in BIG LETTERS. If it ever goes on the market, I'm buying it! :)

ROTFLMAO what a GREAT IDEA Steph!!!!

Honest to goodenss name of my DW's Gynocologist:

Dr Richard (Dick) Stiff

ROTFLMAO Dick Stiff!!
 

He was destined to become a gynecologist...

but how did the poor kid EVER make it thru elementary school with a name like that?

AND KEEP IN MIND...the poor kids TEACHERS all thru his school days.



Children are often listed in the class roster with their last names first.




Stiff, Dick


OMG! I believe I just wet myself!!!!

Screw, suck, lick, pumping and oral.........:rolleyes:

Everybody had a Fonda Dix in their class. Then she married Mike Swallows and becomes Fonda Dix Swallows.

Used to do pick-up & delivery for a print shop...always got embarrassed at having this one customer sign the ticket...receptionist named Norma Screws...

For some reason the words "her body" used to get me *stirred up*...

fill'er up use to really get me to thinking!!

Oh, way too many to list here. LOL Hubby and I are constantly making innuendos out of everyday words, phrases and chat. He does it more than I do and frequently makes me laugh because I just wasn't thinking "that way" when I said something. Of course, we have kids and our oldest, almost 11, is starting to catch on so we have to watch what we say. LOL

actually the word NAUGHTY in itself gets me to thinking alot!

I can twist just about any statement into something sexual but numbers are the ones that get me 69 68 77 6 3 99 probably because i'm in fianace.

My credit reps who are women have learned not to ask me what they can help or do for me.

The phrase in and out always gets me thinking.

Ok, I know I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box, but...

-I understand the 69... I even understand the 77-

(<----- see fav. position)


...but what's the deal with 68, 6, 3, and 99?
:confused:

stroking
massage
organ
juicy
cream-filling....oh my....ummmmm........ahem......brb.......hehehehe

ding dongs
ho hos

68 I owe u 1

six seems to allways come out sex

3 menage a tois, also look like tits and ass sideways


99 doggie


yes u have it on 77 woman gets ate more

Thes might not be main stream but thats what my warped brain thinks of

the list is to long to list here my mine is allways in the gutter about anything you say can and will be twisted or taken the wrong way and used against you

we have an ob/gyn in the washington dc area named harry beavers. love working in that building

Hmm let's see, that's a long list. To name a few....slippery, slick, moist, silk, etc etc etc

in writing - "cumulative"