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Wanna play, Messa?
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Welcum to Pixies Evggz!
Is Messa a friend? Is Messa a game? Does Messa know how to get to Pixies? Do you think I am nosey? The one thing I can answer from above? YES! I am nosey! TeeHee! |
Howdy, there, Evggz! Welcome to Pixies. When you're at Pixies, every time is play time. :)
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Thanks, guys!
Messa is short for "Messalina", a new player here. We are both in Aftermath in the Interactive/Roleplaying Stories section.
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It's me... Messalina (named after one of the uppity wimmin of herstory). Hiya everyone. :D
You know I ALWAYS want to play, Evggz. (You need a name that's easier to pronounce, sweetie.) *kiss* |
Underneath me, in bed, in the dark, you wouldn't be able to pronounce my name. No matter what it was called. ;)
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Ooh, baby! But I'd like to give it a try. ;)
However, don't forget I keep a flashlight handy to shine on those name tags I keep on the ceiling for "those special senior moments". |
Shit!
Just seen your avatar.
I am out of here! :eek: |
:eek:
C'mere. You know you're hot for me. :D |
Running like the heck!
Shouting: Got to go and feed my goldfish! See you at Aftermath.
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But... but... You haven't even seen my legs yet!
GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE HOTTIE, YOU!! |
WOW! not to ve mean or anything, but WHAT AN AVATAR! Looks just like my DEAD grandma! Hold up Evggz, I'll help you feed your fish...
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Hiya, ValentineBaby!
Thanks for the compliment. I kinda like her, too. :D |
LMFAO....what a hottie!!! Screw feeding the gold fish, let me in the tank with them. I'll hide behind that wrecked ship!!!
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Messalina,
Some of these young'uns have no idea how to have fun. No, that's my walking stick, thank you, but it was still good. |
Hiya, Oldfart! You know, one man's walking stick is some woman's... I think that's how it goes. :confused: (This blasted HalfTimer's Disease kicks in every... Well... half the time. :rolleyes: )
Groucho said: A man is only as old as the woman he feels. I think it goes both ways. ;) Anyway, you get the picture. :D |
Messa?
Could you do me one small favour? It is only a small one. Could you turn around (in your AV)? I hate to ask but I am trying to eat my dinner and your pic is putting me off. :p Damn! My goldfish now need to be taken out for a walk! |
Sure thing, sweet cheeks. *wiggling and bending over to receive my destiny*
You know you want me, Big Boy! :D |
Someone told me that there is a real 'gruesome' here.
Hi! Just popping in to say 'hi' to Messa.
*Looking* Jesus!!!! Looks like we have found the 'Missing Munster.' Has this thread has an 18 certificate? It should. *Looking again* My God! What is she doing now??? :( Evggz? Mind if I walk those fish with you? |
*Groan*
Messa, *choke* please stop wiggling your buttocks???
Don't feel well! Anyone who fancy walking my fish, better do so now. |
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Oh my dearest, Evggz! Pull out your mighty stallion and let my thighs and linens receive your effusion! Please! My heart's fluttering so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly, unleash your fluids and put it out! |
Evggz has collapsed!
This is the Main Headline!
Evggz, new member of Pixies, has just been taken away by ambulance after meeting fellow new member, Messalina. His present condition is said to be grave. :( Additionally, the police are on their way to arrest Ms Messalina for really indecent exposure and for visually assaulting Mr Evggz. This Reporter prays that Mr Evggz will get better soon (if at all). |
Ah! your irresistible thrust has murdered at once my maidenhead, and very nearly me!
He swoons from the passion of our embrace! (And rightly so! ;) ) You must not think to hide your treasures from my gaze. My sight must be feasted, as well as my touch! Hang on Eggy love... I'm on the way! |
Noooooo!
*faint gasp*
Doctor! Please keep her away from me! *choke* She's mad! Mad I tell you! *feeble cough* |
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Evggz, you hot babe magnet... How can I resist your charms? Take me! Take me now! |
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: "My God! The man is having a heart attack. Get that woman? off him - now!"
*choke* Help me! |
All he needs is a little boost...
Ride me cowboy! |
Attention!
Due to the the explicit nature of this thread, we have no choice but to close it down.
Please accept the apologies of Messalina who, as well as having an extremely ugly avatar, appears to have no control of her womanly urges. Disgusting! :( |
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