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In the heat of the moment.....

Guys: Did you ever slam into her so hard and miss the mark and bend your cock to a painful point?

Ladies: Did he ever pull all the way out and slam back at you really hard and miss any entrance available?

Damn, I hate when that happens!

Bent it but did not break it ROTFLMAO

bent it a twice , once she was on top and i was semi hard , that hurt for days , i could not fuck for two days and on the third it was still a bit painful.

i also was fucking my girl she laying on the bed and me standing beside the bed and i slipped out and while thrusting back in i entered her ass. she screamed for murder, i did not know what happened bu she told me later, it hurt her like hell for a few days.

we were using a spermicide and as it dripped out it lubed her ass. she ruled out anal sex after that day.

that it ain't ---- it's the taint....

Yikes! Oh I can feel the pain now!

And [email protected] taint can be so versitile! Slam it with a rock hard one and peel me off the ceiling..........but then the make-up kiss (kissin and lickin the boo-boo) can be so rewarding! I'm such a fickle creature!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... yeah................. ;)

I dont know if I am weird or not (since I havnt had the adventure of playing with other cocks) but when mine is hard and bends down, I can pop it like a knuckle...scared the crap out of my wife the 1st time she was giving me a blow job and bent it down.

Oh! Weeeeeeeee! A doubled jointed cock! Lemme see!

And, um.....skip? You didn't answer the question!

GTTS!

(Got That Tee Shirt)............ a couple time:eek:


Once to the point that even after correcting the situation, it was only a few seconds before everything came to a full STOP!:(

EEEK! Dead in the water even, PF? Oh My!

*L* my cock is to hard to bend...................it might brake !!!!!

ouch

*crosses her legs* yep yep been there done that!

Yep done that a couple of times in the heat of passion, but what hurts us I guys more is when we get our balls crushed between us. That’s pianfull.

I've had more disasters than I care to remember! LMAO

The worst one (for him, not for me) was with my ex. We were doing it doggy style and as I came, I pushed back against him, my muscles squeezing too tight and his foreskin was pushed back too far the skin split. He screamed in agony and I actually made him bleed! I've since learned that his foreskin did not travel back very far compared with other guys so hopefully that won't happen again!

....to answer the question...yep...been to that almost to painful to continue...

Again, I must confess..... I get the giggles at the most inoppoutunate times...... something about men in pain I think......

I am evil..................

Cheyanne---You're the first person,besides me,that knew what a
"taint" was!You're dating yourself! Irish

Irish, I am just well educated... LOL

All these stories are making me woozy. It's like watching someone get kicked in the nuts...a guy can't help but squirm seeing that happen to somebody else.

I'll never forget the night my wife and I learned that we are unable to enjoy "Reverse Cowgirl". Still makes me cringe at the thought. I just don't bend that way.

And I also know what a "taint" is.

No way Irish! I even posted a thread a while back on the magic of "the taint".....LOL! Just a little 411, hun!

yeah...been there. Hurts to think about it....

rabbit

So thanks Lixy for reminding us ;) :D

If it is bent enough to rip the ligaments right off the pubic bone it is commonly called "fractured penis." It is painful X100. It needs surgery and then you have to take drugs for about 4 months so you don't get an erection or it might tear off again.

Not a good thing.

Be carefull kiddies.

anyone who is into rimming, knows about the taint.

Speaking of fractures......When I tended bar a customer told me a story once. You have to listen to alot of stories when you're a bartender. Anyway.....he once told me that his penis was broken. I thought he was joking because he wasn't a young man. He said he was serious......and that he had broke it. I listened. He said that when he was a younger man he would get erections at the most inopportune times and in his day this was VERY unacceptable, especially when he was around a young lady he was trying to court. Her father would have killed him had he'd seen it happen......so one day when "it" popped up unexpectedly, he went to the bathroom and took it in his hands like a handful of spaghetti and in one fell swoop he snapped it. I don't even have a penis and when he told me this I cringed and crossed my legs! I think he was serious because he went on to explain the pain and his visit to the hospital and how he's never been the same since............as if I didn't know that part already! And the capper? He never did get the girl he was courting. I didn't say it aloud, but I thought to myself.......maybe she wanted a man with a penis that wasn't broken! LOL!

OMG... you guys are making me cringe.....

Lixy - I used to tend bar as well......... never heard a story like that one at all... lol and believe me, I have heard them...

Yep...been there, done that....

We got a little crazy and things went horribly wrong...heard a pop, then I saw bright lights, and then felt a pain I can not describe. (Second only to those damn kidney stones I had a while back.) I digress...

I had to go to the doc the next day, it was so bad. Took me about 4-5 days to get back to even close to normal.

sounds like a story to me lixy I think he was just hoping you offer a little TLC

He was a sweet old man Booger......and I did offer TLC in the form of a free beer and an ear. He came in alot......and he was very personable. He never made an advance that was "inappropriate" (and did I mention it was an exotic dancer's bar?....and so his thoughts could have gone there, but they never did) and I was always glad to see him. Call me a sucker but even if it was just a "story"......it was very interesting and his company was always welcome.