!!!!Breaking <DEATH> News!!!!!
 

I am going to die on September 22, 2032 at the age of 69 years old!!!

That's only 29 years away!! :eek:
I have sooo much left to do!!! :(



On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Drowning (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)


When will you DIE?

Oh, why did I look? Now I'm going to sit around thinking about it for the next 42 years!

I'm afraid I'm expected to decend to hell on January 25, 2045 at the barely mature age of 77 years old.

I'm expected to pass on under the following circumstances:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Can anyone picture a 77 year old hairless man with an alien probe in his sphincter expiring of a heart attack while giving himself a hummer? That's me.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 1, 2051
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Lovediva,

I can expect to die on: May 12, 2033 at the age of 80 years old.

What a burden it is to know the future!

You can expect to die on:
July 22, 2044
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)

February 7, 2049
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
just one question whats team sex and is it a Olympic sport:rolleyes:

Is there something deathly wrong with this thread? I posted my stats and I see axe was the last one to post but I can only see the first two posts.

I think it's pilot error steph.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 14, 2013
at the age of 51 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



SHEEEEITT!!! Better make the most of things, while I'm still here!!! ;) :devil:

DM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 26, 2008
at the age of 59 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



Well, y'all better enjoy me while you can, since I've only got 5 yrs left.............;)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 4, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.

I am shedding my mortal coils on 3 September 2032 at the ripe age of 79 of atuo-erotic asphyxiation.

May 27, 2023
at the age of 54 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)


I have always said I will die in my 50's. I've always known I was not a long termer here.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 2, 2035
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)


LMAO. I better get busy, too. :D

February 2, 2059
at the age of 82 years old.


...Must be the clean living.

I am supposed to die on---Sept.22,2016!
That's bad news to the people that I went to High School with!
They have already lost money,because they bet that I wouldn't
live this long!
Favorite High School Yearbook signing---"To the Devil,himself!"
Irish

I'm going to die on October 4, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



GAWD, I HOPE IT'S BY AUTO-FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a way to go!! LOL

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 7, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 2, 2032
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Electrolysis (10%)


Hopfully they will find a cure for that by then :D

You can expect to die on:


August 13, 2039
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

What a relief. I was sure I show up dead already.:eek:


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 14, 2018
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (6%)

Glad to know you've still got some good years left, PF.

:D

Although not many, old man. :D

...All the more time for me to terrorize you!

October 24, 2016 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)

I thought alien abduction would rank higher.

Irish, if you're upstairs ... hold the door open. PF, I'll do the same for you. :D

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 23, 2035
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Homicide (15%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

BTW, does this mean I can quit checking the obits each morning? :rolleyes:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 18, 2036
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

December 14, 2019
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 4, 2064
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Electrolysis (24%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)

How am I supposed to continue on 10 years without you?

This game sucks! ha ha

It's the only way you can pass her post count:p

August 25, 2042
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Drowning (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on August 25, 2042, as you slip silently into the night.

So Party at my Dungeon the week before.......cuz I wanna go out with a blast.......Muahahahaha

I think that we should be allowed,to pick our means of death!
An auto-erotic death sounds alot better than Cancer to me!
Anyone for a poll? Irish

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 2, 2037
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (47%)
Cancer (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)


Hmmmmm.... guess I lead a boring, sedate life! I would have never guessed that my heart attack would get me before the cancer.... will most likely happen while being mauled, then get put down to end my misery. :confused:

November 12, 2005
at the age of 45 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

LMAO!!!!!! I knew I was living on the edge but GEEZE!!!!!!:rolleyes: Guess I better cut back a little on the wild shit.......:D

December 10, 2041
at 59 years of age... :(

babybunny---I'm 59 now.You still have alot to look forward to!
Irish

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 1, 2041
at the age of 66 years old.

sigh...66..:(

January 24, 2030
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)

LMAO. It *has* to be the fact that I'm so sweet...or can't eat sweets, one or the other. :D

You think he'd still have a shot at passing me, even at that????