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skipthisone 04-07-2004 12:11 PM

Here comes Skippy Monkey tail...
 
Tis the Easter holiday this weekend...

When Pixies boys and girls (above the age of 18 of course) will wake up Sunday morning and find their bedside drawers filled with Easter grass (no Steph you cannot smoke it) and new pastel vibes, latex strap-ons, pornos and sex toys of all types....


But just like santa, The Easter Monkey cannot get you anything if you dont write him a letter....so get to it right here.

Steph 04-07-2004 12:15 PM

Dear Easter Bunny Skippy Monkey Tail,

Since Skippy specifically mentioned Easter Grass, I believe you should leave some fluffy buds in a basket by my bed. You can also leave a new pipe and perhaps even a bong.

Your friend,
Steph

Lilith 04-07-2004 12:20 PM

Dear Skippy Monkey Reddened-tail,
I have been sooooooooo so so so good this year. I saw this pretty purple horsehair flogger and was hoping you might bring it to me. Preferably with a nice victim attached. I was also hoping for something thick, stiff, and pink.....Do you think you could slip it in my basket?;)

Love & bunny kisses,
Lilith

skipthisone 04-07-2004 12:21 PM

Steph,

I usually frown on bringing illegal substances around in my flying Easter Van (give me break people) since those Federales in the US are such bastards, However, for you I will make an exception. Since I know that without the Herb you would be jumping PF any chance you would get and we must prevent you two from ever having children at any costs..

With lust,

Skippy Monkey Tail.

skipthisone 04-07-2004 12:23 PM

Lilly fuzzy wuzzy bum lover,

If I were you I would expect perhaps two pink thick ones in your basket and your tasket along with your plane tickets...

Skippy

Aqua 04-07-2004 12:24 PM

Dear Skippy Monkey Tail...

I just want you to bring me Lilith's basket... and everything attached to it... well, except maybe the thick, pink, and stiff thing. ;)

Peace Dude,
Aqua

skipthisone 04-07-2004 12:28 PM

Fuzzy bum water-boy,

Is exactly why you will dig under your pillow (yes you bitch of a tooth fairy you dont have a monopoly on pillows!!!) and find a credit key to a giant suite in a local hotel that just so happens to be right next to the airport and booked on the same night Lilith's airline is due to arrive. The rest is up to you.

Kisses and pinches,

Da Monkey, peace out.

Lilith 04-07-2004 12:40 PM

You know I'm not gonna be at all satisfied with eating the ears off a chocolate bunny now:rolleyes:

skipthisone 04-07-2004 12:48 PM

Dear Lilith,

Note to your above flawed letter, more like a memo I suppose...anyway... Eating the ears off of a bunny are just a precursor to sex, chocolate is afterall just a replacement. So take yourself in your minds eye to the shiney monkey moment in the northwest and you will find an overwhelming calmness and wetness overflow your body...

In yours,

Skippy-tail

Steph 04-07-2004 12:56 PM

How much is PF paying you to spout such lies, Bunny Boy?

skipthisone 04-07-2004 12:58 PM

Stephy wephy woo,

Sometimes the need to never procreate is very obvious...

Nibbles and licks,

Monkey-tail

GingerV 04-07-2004 01:33 PM

Dear Easter-Monkey,

I don't know if I've been good OR bad enough....but I'm stuck all on my own for Easter this year and need your help. I need a playmate to help me get through the holiday weekend. It's spring...and all the little critters are running around the parks looking for mates....I'm starting to feel left out ;).

Ginge

skipthisone 04-07-2004 01:46 PM

Dearest Ginge-myster,

I have a special plan for you at the end of the moring. After my rounds of toy and plaything dispersment is through I will gladly put myself out there as your Sunday playmate. Since I only get out once a year all I can promise is 24 hours of pent up sexual bliss.

In grand horiness yours,

Skippy

WildIrish 04-07-2004 01:52 PM

Dear Skippy Monkey tail,

Can you replace all the dumbasses in my building with sexy Pixies?

Yours Bluely,

wildirish

skipthisone 04-07-2004 02:02 PM

Wild Irish of The Conn,

I am afraid I have to decline this one, 1st-ly dumbasses are everywhere and frankly I wouldnt get any sex if it wasnt for dumb woman riding my banana....2nd-ly if the rumors be true, you have been way, way too bad to get anything other than a urgent desire to sleep with Lilith that you will never get.


YOurs in regret,

Skippppppy

WildIrish 04-07-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
if the rumors be true, you have been way, way too bad to get anything other than a urgent desire to sleep with Lilith that you will never get.



No fair...everybody has that!

huntersgirl 04-07-2004 02:18 PM

Dear Skippy Monkey tail,

Since I've been such a good bad girl this year, I have a few requests. First, I want some of those lovely nipple rings, you know, the ones just like Lilith's. I would also love a cordless "big gun", I am sick of getting tangled in that damn cord!;) If that is too much to ask for could I at least get a weekends worth of batteries, for the trusty old standby?

Extra playful Monkey spanks for you!

~hg~

skipthisone 04-07-2004 02:29 PM

Dear Huntersgirl,

Ah, for you I have just the thing....a new battery operated big-gun with new batteries that recharge themselves off of pussy juice. Just use your vibe and it gets more powerful as time goes on (dont you wish guys were like that ;) ). Have a good time trying them out.

Licks and pinches,

~ Your monkeyness

PS. Remember it is illegal to hunt monkeys for sport.

huntersgirl 04-07-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
Dear Huntersgirl,
Just use your vibe and it gets more powerful as time goes on (dont you wish guys were like that ;) ). Have a good time trying them out.

Licks and pinches,

~ Your monkeyness

PS. Remember it is illegal to hunt monkeys for sport.


I have a guy just like that, thats why I am so spoiled and need the vibe to do the same thing;)

Not to be ungrateful or anything but what about my nipple rings?

And maybe we can't hunt monkeys for sport, but how about for fun?:p

skipthisone 04-07-2004 03:32 PM

Sweetest Huntersgirl,

I was going to leave the nipple rings as a surprise...well franky...by putting them on you with my teeth while you slept (magic monkey butt dust would have kept you from waking). However, now I am greatly disturbed by this monkey hunting for fun stuff..

Distressfully yours,

Scared monkey pants.

huntersgirl 04-07-2004 04:12 PM

Dear Skippy Monkey tail,

I'm so sorry you must have misunderstood! By hunting I did not intend to use any weapons of mass destruction only a pair of binoculars and some bananas perhaps.;)

And btw, there is no need for the the magic monkey butt dust, I can sleep through anything:o Now if your intent was to wake me, I do have a few pointers on how it can be done.;)

Appologetically,

~hg

skipthisone 04-07-2004 04:20 PM

Dearest Huntersgirl,

I accept your most sincere appology (I always was a sucker for a good banana) and now you have alloted for a pair of gold and silver nip rings. Also I have you down to spend at least 2 hours putting them on you for propper fit.

Up and readily yours,

Monkey

osuche 04-07-2004 05:00 PM

Dearest Skippy Monkey Stud,

I am in need of some special Easter present, as chocolate is certainly not satisfying me. I leave it to you to find for me a treat that would suit my needs.

I'll wait with bated breath,
Osuche

SuzyQ 04-07-2004 05:42 PM

Dear Skippy Easter Monkey,

I would like a a big banana, with batteries, and one of those little battery operated easter eggs to bring me to orgasm...don't much care about the colour..and if it helps any, I would never hunt you, except for sex of course...:-)

Susan...:D :heart: :devil:

skipthisone 04-07-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by osuche
Dearest Skippy Monkey Stud,

I am in need of some special Easter present, as chocolate is certainly not satisfying me. I leave it to you to find for me a treat that would suit my needs.

I'll wait with bated breath,
Osuche


Osuche-est one of all,

You have been seeking the wrong type of chocolate I think to fill the craving inside you. I have a spare gentleman who is very tall, very dark (almost chocolate you may say) that I will leave bundled tightly under your covers for you to unwrap in the morn..

Ta ta,

Studly Monkey

skipthisone 04-07-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SuzyQ
Dear Skippy Easter Monkey,

I would like a a big banana, with batteries, and one of those little battery operated easter eggs to bring me to orgasm...don't much care about the colour..and if it helps any, I would never hunt you, except for sex of course...:-)

Susan...:D :heart: :devil:


Suzy wuzy,

Battery powered bananas are my speciality...and as for the eggs...well I will put that in a tight wet place that only you can find....

Sleep tight, or not,

Monkey

Summer 04-07-2004 11:16 PM

Dearest Skippy-Monkey-Tail,

Hop on down to Summer's trail. Hippity, hoppity, send me a mountain man today! Once I climb up that hill, you better believe I won't fall like Jill! Hippity hoppity please hurry right away!

Smiles giggles and grins,
Summer

scotzoidman 04-08-2004 01:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
PS. Remember it is illegal to hunt monkeys for sport.
Not to worry, I only hunt them for profit

fzzy 04-08-2004 01:50 AM

Dearest Skippy monkey tail ...

I'd like a man who on a whim dances me around the kitchen or catches me off guard in the laundry room with sneaky long fingers finding just the right spot .... but if I can't have that,

I'd like a pair of those nipple rings as well -- and feel free to apply them a few times if you like! :)

Your's truly, Fzzy

skipthisone 04-08-2004 06:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Summer
Dearest Skippy-Monkey-Tail,

Hop on down to Summer's trail. Hippity, hoppity, send me a mountain man today! Once I climb up that hill, you better believe I won't fall like Jill! Hippity hoppity please hurry right away!

Smiles giggles and grins,
Summer


Ah, Summer...Summer...Summer,

I am afraid your exploits are too well known and the immortal words from Seinfeld.."NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"

Yours in penance,

Skippy Monkey.

skipthisone 04-08-2004 06:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fzzy
Dearest Skippy monkey tail ...

I'd like a man who on a whim dances me around the kitchen or catches me off guard in the laundry room with sneaky long fingers finding just the right spot .... but if I can't have that,

I'd like a pair of those nipple rings as well -- and feel free to apply them a few times if you like! :)

Your's truly, Fzzy


Dearest Fzzy,

Into the crystal ball I look (yep, I stole it from Madam Lilith's place last year) and well it's all fuzzy to me since I have no clairvoyant skills....anyway...Nipple rings you shall get, each fresh from between my teeth. My long monkey tongue may have to work them up to a hardened state 1st, but I am sure you wont mind.

Wetfully yours,

Tongue Monkey.

Summer 04-08-2004 09:09 AM

Dearest Skippy-Monkey-Tail,

Instead, perhaps, could I have a set of those nipple rings??? But I will need a day or two of instruction. ;)

Summer

curvyredhead 04-08-2004 03:02 PM

Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,

Since I still have to wait another month for the present that I want soooo much....:love:

Could you please bring all my friends at Pixies a hug and kiss for me? :grope: (and an extra one for you!!)

Longingly yours,

Curvy

skipthisone 04-08-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by curvyredhead
Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,

Since I still have to wait another month for the present that I want soooo much....:love:

Could you please bring all my friends at Pixies a hug and kiss for me? :grope: (and an extra one for you!!)

Longingly yours,

Curvy


Dear selfless Curly one,

Your letter has brought moisture to mine eyes. Since you so freely offered my monkeyness and all pixies your hugs, I will have to make your house my last stop. I will first stop by with my most advanced mold making machine and "form up" your long lost grumble-myster. Then I will drop off a fresh made realistic vibe to you...think of how prepared you will be for the real thing.

Yours in latex,

Skippy

Aqua 04-08-2004 03:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
Dearest Fzzy,

Into the crystal ball I look (yep, I stole it from Madam Lilith's place last year) and well it's all fuzzy to me since I have no clairvoyant skills....anyway...Nipple rings you shall get, each fresh from between my teeth. My long monkey tongue may have to work them up to a hardened state 1st, but I am sure you wont mind.

Wetfully yours,

Tongue Monkey.


Pardon oh tailed one,

I need to offer a correction... the crystal ball works fine... it's just that Madame Lilith had it fixed to only reveal my fuzzy bum if anyone else should try to use it but her. :p

skipthisone 04-08-2004 04:24 PM

Oh water logged young man,

The only down side to this is I may develop the same obsession for fuzzy bummed creatures in the northwest.

Monkey Shines

nikki1979 04-09-2004 04:47 AM

dearest monkey

i wud so luv it if u cud bring me a new toy. color doesnt matter but i wud so luv it if it had a nice stong BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

yours
nikki

LixyChick 04-09-2004 04:51 PM

Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,

All I want on Sunday is my tits up high!

Ya see oh agile, long-tailed one...gravity has been a foe to my chesticle (word?...is now!) region! Every morning, I awaken and call the beasts of breasts to attention...and each morning they exhibit more and more BADD (breast attention deficit disorder). If you could somehow lift my upper bits...I would be ever so grateful (so much so, that I would lower my head to your nether region...:slurp: )!!!! TY so much in advance...oh hanger on of the chandelier!

curvyredhead 04-10-2004 02:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
Dear selfless Curly one,

Your letter has brought moisture to mine eyes. Since you so freely offered my monkeyness and all pixies your hugs, I will have to make your house my last stop. I will first stop by with my most advanced mold making machine and "form up" your long lost grumble-myster. Then I will drop off a fresh made realistic vibe to you...think of how prepared you will be for the real thing.

Yours in latex,

Skippy



Dearest Skippy,

What more could I ask for! :lust:You are such a dear... I'll have to have a special treat waiting for you after such a long night!


Your friend forever....

Curvy

cyberkitten 04-10-2004 02:12 PM

dear skippy monkey tail,

long time listener, first time caller.....erm....wait, that's not right...

since there seem to be so many pixies in ohio, while you're on your way through, if you could stop and leave me some kitty toyz and spend a little time petting da kitty, i promise to curl up next to you and nuzzle and love on you 'til you're purring too :D

lub,
-ck


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