Pixies Olympics
 

What sexual individual/team events should Pixies include should Pixies hold their only Olympics that best test--strenght, endurance & stamina, speed, and overall competition? Any would be athletes and contestants out there? Is there an event that you think you could take the gold home?

I’ve been training all my life for this! :jump:

I’ll be back with the official Panty Sucking Competition Rules. :drool:
…………… (It’s a team event.) :lust: :slurp: :lust:

:line: :d: :line:

I will take home the Gold in any anal event!

Are you really planning on giving medals for speed? :D

If so I will take the gold in the 100 orgasm dash

:drool: Fastest tounge east of the Pecos :d:

MMMMM....I am *sure* I can medal in any sport involving lips and tongue :hot:

My best chance for a medal would be in the Cumathon :)

Synchronized Masturbation sounds like a good one to participate in. :boink: :boink:

The British Team Members?!
 

I heard a rumour that the Pixies Coxless Four were looking particularly good this year.

Is it possible to combine the Cumathon and the Sunchronised Masturbation? Because I'm British so probably wouldn't manage to finish a Cumathon without some help!

I'm sure that I would medal with anything involving the tongue either individual or team. I'm very skilled with it and it is long enough that I can touch the tip of my nose with it.

Oh YEAH, Tess... synchronized masturbation sounds perfect and I've got just the partner in mind :lust:

I don't know if I could medal in anything, but I could definately be a sparring partner if some of the ladies want to keep their skills at that olympic level.

I'll take the gold for pussy eating....hands down!!!!!!


:slurp:

The Pixie Wheelbarrow Race.....

:hump:

:)

There's been plenty of Beach Volleyball telecast from the Olympics this year...but for Pixies, how about we just make it: Beach Balling ... and the gold medal presentation is about to cumm.

LOL....

I can think of a great one for testing stamina, strength and endurance, but I'm not sure many of the guys will be up for it.

The ladies, on the other hand, will probably enjoy the challenge of giving Fussy a blow job to completion.....trust me it's bloody hard work - I only managed it for the first time a few days ago, and that was with the aid of porn!

I want to go for the "Long Hump" and just about anything in "Splat and Yield."

I'm looking for the gold in a good pole vault. :lust:

LOL BIBI & DB


Sex toy medley

Erectile weightlifting :)

I've been training in muff diving for years myself

Lilith: we have to team up for the mixed doubles ass-flogging!

Ooooooo a relay event :p

I should enter the olympic double take,jaw dropping, eyes popping out and wolf howling events. I'd be sure to win a gold medal.

I see a lot of coxy (sic) guys out there that seem to think oral is their metal even--hate to boast but I think not gentlemen.

But I dare boast that the marathon is my true even--as well as bed spring breaking

the multiple partner fuckathon

*Hands her a pole.*

hrmmmmm, there are a few i'm sure I would do good in but...
I'm thinking I could get a medal in the prolonged masturbation marathon,
or would that be endurance masturbation?

Hell, Lou...maybe Fussy ought to be relegated to a relay event, in that case.

But with that in mind, while I would have a grand ole time trying to medal at many of these....I humbly submit myself as equipment for the other events. I'd love to help you all achieve your goals ;).

Oooo How about target shooting? Or.... The Long Squirt? (farthest squirt gets the gold!!) lol Myself I'd have to say I'd medal in the suckathalon. Mr. Eliza sure has me trained and in olympic condition for that!

Eliza

LOL Target shooting on different body parts from different distances? I'd watch that won, especially the finals in breast splooching (Is that the word WI uses for cumming?) :D

spooch...no L, that would be wrong. ha ha

But I have to say, if you're letting me achieve climax onto your boobs.......you can call it whatever the heck you want! :D

I'd call it a missfire. :grin: roflmao

Judging...
 

I dont think I would "enter" any events..... but I sure want to be judging ALL of them!!! :wine:

:wave: Ando3! Haven't seen you in a while!


You've definitely got my vote to be on the judging panel if you help me keep PF off any committees. :halo:

Or..we could make it a team event? Points awarded for coverage? I'd definately volunteer to be the target.... :bj:

I dare anyone to try and take me in the Jello Wrestling event! :nuts: :lust:

Only with your shoulder in a sling would I dare!


/me awards the gold medal to CGT & asks her to be gentle in our match. :D