Anybody wanna have sex?
 

just joking. But seriously, I've been crazy horny the last few days and can't find anything to relieve it. Normal methods are not doing the trick this time.

Any suggestions?

P.S. hope this is not too personal

Cybersex is a pretty safe bet. ;)

cybersex and online Webcamming can be exciting :D


and maybe pick up a new toy for yourself

Yup, cant agree more with those two...Cyber sex and toys...but have you ever tried phone sex ;) it can be quite hot also (though I haven't had it in a long while).

Especially with ^^^^^^^him! ;) :slurp:

I realize I'm setting myself up to get blasted... but I know how I'm personally wired, so I want to share my opinion and possibly spare you some potential grief.

Cybersex, webcamming, phone sex... Lonelyarmywife, if you're truly in a committed relationship, think twice before going there. Especially one on one. While those things are exciting, I personally have gotten into trouble with them in the past, as I'm not capable of playing in such a way without becoming emotionally involved.

Nah you won't get blasted. I understand what you're talking about. But she's got a man. He's just away. I guess it comes back to the ol discussion about whether its cheating or not. Everyones opinion is different.

Webcamming not an option since I don't own one...also hesitant about the phone sex. Not sure I want to go there with someone else, and the Army listens to all phone calls between me and hubby, so that would be a little weird...

Going to the Lions Den tomorrow night (local sex shop)
Any recommendations?

I had a man too... it just doesn't work for me. I get way too involved, and take things far too literally.

Ain't it great that we're all unique?

I recommend you take time to fully browse the store and see if anything grabs your attention. Look at the different sections... even if you say. 'I'm not into BDSM' there might just be an item in that section that would tickle your fancy. Of course I don't know if the Lions Den is set up that way.

Good luck!

What about the airforce? lol..I used to have a boyfriend who was in the airforce and every night he called me from Saudi Arabia and we had phone sex. Much kinkier than I thought, now that you bring that up :D

Don't know about the AirForce...alls I know is he told me some shit on the phone one day that he wasn't supposed to and they cut us off.

It would be kinda kinky, but I don't know how it would work with me talking dirty in his ear and him in a barracks full of soldiers...

Here you go....

Guaranteed to stop that horny feeling! :)

LMAO That should do it. :grin:

Geez....damn it! I liked being horny...thanks BIBI...<buzzkill> LOL!!!


LAW~ I'd suggest a nice thick vibe (mmmmm maybe with a curve at the tip for g-spot stimulation) and a small slender vibe or bullet. Deadly duo ;)

Honey I've made darogle cum in a room full of soldiers! LOL And they never knew. :p

BIBI You kill me woman!!!!!! :rofl:

AAHH!! I was expecting serious stuff!! Don't ever scare me like that again!!

Must go now...BIBI has singelhandedly put me into therapy...

That is pretty scary :p

My boyfriend not only got himself off in barracks full of other soldiers but took video LOL

Now ^^^^^^THATS naughty!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMM :slurp:

Sheesh Bibi you made me spew coffee all over my keyboard. That Mr. Bean was way too funny. Although it was kind of sexy too in a warped way. :D


How about trying your hand at writing an erotic story and pouring out all those delicious horny feelings into it? Then we could all benefit. ;)

If you haven't tried the duel vibrating eggs I would say give them a try. You can do all sorts of fun things with them and they are powerful little suckers. :devilish:

good idea, tess!! how about mail-sex? like phone sex but written.
i don't have any advice on toys, i just like a dildo and fingers, but have fun pickin' em out!

:devilish:

ya think??????;)

good God........here come the nightmares

OMG BIBI you are sooooo twisted! :p
I'll never look at cybering the same way again! :D

Kinda like he has a mouse stuck in his knickers trying to get out! :)

I was much more disturbed by the fat Elvis with the cameltoe...I'm sure to have bad dreams now..

I suggest you go ahead and get something like a rabbit or something. My girl had one in her for only a matter of seconds before she was cumming like crazy!

.....sorry if I offended your sensibilities

I thought they were funny.

After a few years of having to be gone on a regular basis, my lover and I used tapes, it was hot and private. Hi Tech today, DVD's etc. But the old fashion cassette tapes, man we kept them all, something about her voice and all the sounds, oh, she would throw in a strongly perfumed item. Man, it was sweet, not being with her sucked, but it was sweet to have what I had.

HEY lonely your old man have access to email? I am in the navy and we always seem to have email. But if that doesnt work howabout working our a sexy code with the old man via snail mail so you can talk dirty and not be hit up for it--that is what i have to do when i am on the boat--or ask the old man to call you when he gets a chance to go into town as i know they dont monitor those phones--if they did i would be in the brig right now--lol

LAW,
The only way to be absolutely safe is writing or reading erotic stories on here and doing your thing while doing so.
Cybering is good as long as hubby and wife agrees and set boundaries. My wife and I have 3 rules...don't give out full name, don't give out mailing addresses or phone numbers, and don't bring the children into it.

Funny
 

That was very funny Bibi, but thats the great thing about Cyber, it could be that guy your cybering with, but in your mind...................... thats the key.
In your mind it can be who ever you want it to be... :drool: :hot: :drool:

I'm going to have to agree with FluteLady that cybering is pretty close to cheating in my opinion, and finding alternate routes is probably better for your relationship in the long run. It all depends on the relationship, of course, but...I personally wouldn't do it if I'm in a committed relationship. :)

i agree wiht flute lady. for me cybering , phone sex (with someone other than my hubby), etc. are more or less off limits. Personally i call it cheating, at least that is the way i would feel about it. But i know for a fact that i can write a mean XXX rated letter to him. Got an ex who still has one of the ones i wrote to him years ago. i mean like we were 16... many years ago. how about telling him you have an itch that refuses to be scratched. he may have an idea or know of something you guys can do to "fix" your little itch.

good luck with it.

Callie