OMG So Tragic
 

The first case of bird flu has hit Florida :(

That quacked me up :D

OMG, that's just fowl! Maybe he should of ducked out of sight before it had a chance to hunt him down.

Be sure to leave a pun or two for OldFart :D

Is there a "bill" for using puns here?

No, but some tend to get their feather's ruffled.

Just try not to de coy, or you might be asked to get the flock out of here.

Roflmao

*snort* Duck for cover.....you're all acting a bit bird brained too

Oh my god...I hope I haven't created too much of a flap for I wouldn't want to get anyone down.

I see Old Fart is on now. I know some peeps who should be tarred and feathered :D

I'm sure OF will find something to make me preen with envy.

Now that is just ducky....and just before Christmas too. Hopefully, he feathered his nest for his family before fate took him to the Big Bird in the sky!

Be kind to your webbed footed friends - for a duck may be some body's mother

Oh wait - that's another thread......

Isn't it just ducky that someone Lilith shared this with us?

You know, Lilith… one of these DAYS(ies) you’re just going to make me DON(ald) my trusty pun suit and fly my HUEY helicopter over the early morning DEW(ey) searching for new puns in LIEU(ie) of meaningful conversation.
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Oh geez, I'm just a sick and twisted individual :(

OMG...call 911......Donald's down!!!

Ummmm..... a bird on the tar is worth ..... uh two in the grass????? :)

Duck season! lol

I hope no one is in a flap over this....

Don't egg him on.

I guess his life just was'nt all that it was cracked up to be.

I think being around that rat all the time, made him mallard adjusted and he just quacked up.

I'm beginning to think this thread is going to the birds, although it hasn't laid an egg yet.

I decided it'd be smart just to chicken out, swallow my pride and watch the flock.

Not that I was counting my chickens before they hatched, but I knew we could depend on him^^^ :D

You calling me a dumb cluck?

Oh I hope your not getting your feathers ruffled....;)

I may have to invoke my escape claws if this keeps up.

Maybe we should migrate from any further fowl talk.....before someone gets their wings clipped :)

If we migrate, they may tail us.

But our nest egg is bigger......we could afford to send out decoys

They're chicken too! They'd quail at the task.

Right! They would be molting on their perches in fear.

I told you in no uncertain terms not to hire them, I knew they were too cheep to be any good.

Oh brother....Sure chirp in now, once the deed is done. Well I don't give a flock! :)

I really didn't think you'd be eating crow this early in the piece.

That's not a crow........That's a chicken boy!

And I thought that thighing over you was hopeless.

LMAO...I could be perched here all day but alas duty calls....

Have a good one OF! :)

you too BIBI

roflmao @ ^^ 2 :D