"Bonehead" Thing of the Day!!!!
 

Well ...........I was talking to Boog and filled my coffee cup and put it in the microwave to heat it up, next thing I knew Boog was telling me my cup was burning. I had used my metal cup with rubber trim instead of putting it in one of the plastic ones I normally do. So now the place smells really BAD!!!!!!!!! My cup handle is melted and cup is in the trash. :(
I'm soooo glad the microwave is fine........being new and all.

Cripes I'm a "Bonehead"


Anyone else!??!?!??!

Nope.

Bet that was a strong cup of coffee. :yikes:

yep, ya sure are. :D:D:D:p

:cabbagep:

Nup! All of us are perfect. :D














…………………… except for the time I made coffee and washed the pot, rinsed the basket, added the coffee and turned it on … to come back ½ hour later and find I only forgot one thing. Water. :o

….. or the time I emptied the dryer, put the cloths from the washer into the dryer, put the clothes from the basket back into the washer and washed them again. What is worse, I didn’t (or did) realize WTF I had done when I got upstairs and didn’t have any clothes to fold. :o

….. or the time………………………. :sad:

My bonehead thing today? I came into work. :p

The was most likely the best cup-o-joe you ever had

Almost. :coffee:

The best one came from my discovery of heat dried coffee crystals,:cool: the day I put a cup in the in the microwave to warm up, pushed the normal 1’ 40” and hit start. Seems I added an extra 0 for 14’ 00”.


……… ah yes.:rolleyes: The power of 10! :yikes:

yesterday felt like a thursday to me, and I tried to show up "late" (at 1400) for an appointment (at 1330) that I had scheduled for today.

the bonehead thing i came across was my mates 16 year old daughter who came home from school and complained she was hungry so my mate told her there is 2 minute noddles inthe cupboard, she went to the cubboard got out the noodles broke them up into a bowl and placed them in the microwave and turned it on then walked out the room, after about a minute or so i could smell something burning and glanced over to the micowave and i could see the bowl in the microwavw was actually on fire so i ran over and turned it off opened to door a hughe cloud of smoke came out and the flames died down enough to blow the fire out, i then called out to my mates daughter who came into the kitchen and stated she wanted 2 minute noodles not 1 minute ashes, her dad reply thats what you get when you dont add water, she then said it did not matter now shes not hungry....what a bonehead

Getting out of bed...yup, that was definately my bonehead act of the day...

Today I was cleaning out the fridge, dumping out a container til it was empty, then went to put the empty dirty container back in fridge...DUH

I put a cup o' soup in the nuker at work & helped the cleaning lady empty the dishwasher. After we were done, I was heading back to my desk to take a sip & realized I hadn't pressed 'start' on the nuker. Doh!

Today, there was ice cream in the freezer at work & I went to get it for the gang but dropped a box of ice cream sandwiches & a box of creamsicles all over the floor.

I blame the work kitchen.

Why it took a half day to put a spread sheet and seven pages of information into a half dozen, two to three sentence, paragraphs? :hair:

Slipping and falling by the pool.

drinking past a fun buzz and getting stooooopidly drunk----my hangover is yelling at me right now

OMG...hope you are OK!!! :o

Because you don't operate that way? Your typing skills are subpar.

Under oath, I could perhaps be persuaded to talk of other skills I suspect you may have but that's as far as I'm going.

DAAAH! :banghead:


I've long worked with sizing of a digital pic……. and contrast, and cropping, and masking, and color balance, and, and, and …………… :thumbs:

By the time I sized a pic down for posting it was so small it was useless :hair: because I didn't know how to use EXPORT compression. :gb:

It looks like this thread is exclusively mine :o …………and after tonight I accept that. :(

I can produce good results making something with my own hands from innovative concept and design to a finished working production mechanism, but I don't cook.

After mustering my total culinary skills, the frustration of not being able to get my microwave dinner to come out right, just plain pissed me off. :hair: Why the brownie wouldn't finish baking was beyond me. I re-read the damn micro-print directions twice and even flipped the package over to see if there was something on the front I missed when I read 'Fish Sticks, Macaroni and Cheese, and Chocolate Pudding.'

:gb:

Brownie's come with the chicken dinners PF! :D

Thank you. :kisser:

That will make it a lot easier. :) ............ like matching the animals in my shirts and pants. :D

Your welcome!


Just make sure your wearing your glasses so you can see the animals. :baa:

If you cook it long enough that pudding will at least look like a brownie PF.

They make frozen dinners containing such a medley? Disgusting!!!

How could a microwave cook those three things to be even slightly palatable?

And who eats fish sticks & mac & cheese together?

Somebody that likes brownies? :confused:






:roflmao:

Lake loves fish sticks with his mac n cheese! I asked him the exact same thing, I don't get it either!!!!!!!!!!!

(But at least he makes the mac and cheese and the fish from two different boxes... :rolleyes2)

For me that would be like buying a new car in kit form. :sad:

LOL You should see my Craigslist ad. The title was, "I need you to bleed my radiators". :D

Not realizing I put the wrong time on heating my coffee..........I burned my tongue! :(

Walking right by the Chinese restaurant on a walk...then walking back to pick up dinner an hour later. I need better multi-tasking skills!

I'm usually hungry an hour after I've eaten Chinese food...not walked past the restaurant. :p

I came into work.

I know the feeling.

Well........we had expired food at work and we have to destroy it so peeps dumpster diving don't get it, so I have all these cans I thought I was gonna have to open when my boss tells me "Naw, just take the labels off". So nice of her to tell me that after 2 weeks ago I opened all those dam peaches!!!!!!

I did'nt check the school's website until after I sent the child to the bus stop. There is no school again today.

So much for the email thing I signed up for from the local TV station letting me know when school was cancled.

I tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, poured myself a cup of ambition...




using a juice glass. :yikes:

Just about 20 minutes ago.............

I decided that I'd go out and get all the snow that we've had today off of the car and make sure that it would still start. So, I throw on the coat, stocking hat, scarf and gloves and head out to the car. Well, I forgot my shoes. :yikes:

Yeah, the snow was a tad bit cold on my feet since I was wearing a pair of bedroom slippers. But no, that wasn't bonehead move enough for this guy. Rather than turn around and take the two steps to get back in the house I continue out to the car. Probably 15 yds. There's a constant, "Fuck!, Damn! Shit, this FUCKING cold!" kind of thing coming from my mouth. So I get to the car and realize I left the damn keys inside on the kitchen table. :banghead: