Dear Santa, I want...
 

someone who laughs
with strong arms to hold me tight
who loves food and sex
with a vivid imagination
who will picnic with me on the kitchen floor
who will wash my back in the shower
who will play with my hair
who will tell me I am pretty
with cum as sweet as GreenChef’s
who likes fish and cheese
who won’t mind my accent
with eyes that smile when he looks at me
who will tell me about all the crazy things that run through his mind
who won’t mind that I’ll send our kids to a French school
who will hold me when I cry
who will work hard for what he wants
whose kisses will make me melt

But I don't eat that much. :shrug:


















......and only if the kids can learn Gaelic too. :nod:





:roflmao:

Guess you don't answer the description, huh? ;);):D

The more languages, the better!

:x:

I'm working on English. Does that count? :confused:

Hmm... Perhaps the mods could make a "Dear Santa" thread in Gen Chat and transfer the replies not pertaining to my personal ad to that thread?

Neige did say "someone older and wiser" too didn't she? :wish:

But she probably wouldn't want me to :licker: because that's not on her list! :69:

Older than me is good :D

Ok, add :licker: to the list! ;)

Although I must admit, I prefer unmarried men... ;)

Darn............ I just knew there'd be a catch!

And you'd be some catch Neige...... ((((neige))))

:x:

Notice, she said 'prefer'...

That leaves a little wriggle room, yes?

:p

(Emphasis on the wriggle. ;) )

Done. (I think. :p )

Thank you!!! :x:

is there a detailed application that needs to be filled out?


maybe an audition?

I told you where you can find me, Mercury_Maniac ;)

and one of these days i may have to take a trip :)

Don't wait too long... it's not an opportunity to be missed ;)

i didn't think i even had a shot.

Temptatious wench!!

Oh, all right, I'll do it.

I think you just want a :x: too! :p

Was there ever any doubt?

Did Santa answer your wish?

I'm not a fan of fish, so that rules me out

He hasn't answered it yet!

As long as you don't hate it to the point that I can't eat it when I'm with ya... ;)

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:p

Not a problem, I'll survive :) You eat whatever makes you happy ;)