Rapture- Check in
 

Just making sure none of you eeked through , ya dirty pervs :p











Ya I knew I'd see you here :p

:doorpeek:

I didn't do it, it wasn't me, I wasn't even there, the check is in the mail!

They called me, but I said to bugger off, I have unfinished business with AZRH.

My penance is incomplete.

I have full confidence that I will be here to complete that business come tomorrow. :)

DARN!:mad:


It's 18:30 here and no rapture. That was my retirement plan.

You won't retire until ten minutes after they nail down the lid. You might even be dead.

I always know when some wacko goes trying to play "date setter" I can carry on with my day. :nod:

But as usual, I'm neither here nor there.

How true! As are we all!

Know then thyself, presume not God to scan
The proper study of Mankind is Man.
Placed on this isthmus of a middle state,
A Being darkly wise, and rudely great:
With too much knowledge for the Sceptic side,
With too much weakness for the Stoic's pride,
He hangs between; in doubt to act, or rest;
In doubt to deem himself a God, or Beast;

still here alive and well

I'm unsure whether we've been raptured or not, cos Pixies is Heaven.

^^^:nod:

I looked at my dad this morning and said "So this is hell? Looks like earth to me." We have an odd sense of humor.

This is one happy feller here this morning. I do think Pixies-Place is a bit of heaven here on earth. Yep. It really is. :boink:

I find it funny that the excuse that some of the more extreme religious people are using for the rapture not happening is to many prayers to stave off judgement.

CAUTION! Oldfart rant!!


I find it funny that often the same people who believe in Judgement Day also believe that extra-good people can bypass JD and go straight to heaven. It always seems that the short-cutters are their own variety of the faith.

A rant? I don't think so. :cool:

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea,
And rides upon the storm.

Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never-failing skill
He treasures up His bright designs,
And works His sovereign will.

Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take,
The clouds ye so much dread
Are big with mercy, and shall break
In blessings on your head.

Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust Him for His grace;
Behind a frowning providence
He hides a smiling face.

His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flower.

Blind unbelief is sure to err,
And scan his work in vain;
God is His own interpreter,
And He will make it plain.

You knocking my rant brudda?

Well, that's better than a ranting Buddha.

:nod:

We have to do better than that to get into kindergarten.:cool:

I'm skipping kindergarten and going straight to lunchtime.

I'll see your lunchtime, and head straight for the nap. :)

You are the smoothest of smooth talkers.

Your blankie or mine?

If we're going down under it, I guess it should be yours.

Sounds fair.

I'll show you my new lollypop also.

Treat it like a lolly and it goes pop. LOL

An oldfart with a new lollypop? That's a neat trick. :D I'd like to see it. :brows:

You had your chance in Vegas.

Maybe next time.

If only I'd known I had only to ask...damn...

No regrets, we'll always have Vegas.

haven't ya heard? it was an "invisible rapture". we won't find out the results until they are posted on the bulletin board.

the suspense is keeeeling me dude

Well God dammit!.....Oh uh, I mean uh Allah dammit.....SILENCE! I keel you!

I love Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Achmed for president.

We'll work out the certificate later.

LOL!

Lmao