Did ya ever wunder????
 

What was great before 'sliced bread'? :confused:

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If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? :confused:

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How can there be self-help 'groups'? :confused:

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What is a metaphor like?

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What compares to a simile?

A similie is like a metaphor

^^^ :rofl:

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? :confused:

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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? :confused:

DYEW if money doesn't grow on trees why banks have branches? :confused:

DYEW why people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

DYEW why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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If people from Afganistan are Afganis, are people from Dar-es-Salaam salamis?

DYEW if cartoons are the real reality and "reality" is really the joke?

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Why boxing 'rings' are square?

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Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the glue bottle?

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Why we park our car in the drive way and why we drive them on the park-way? :confused:

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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Did you ever wonder where the yellow went when you brushed you teeth with Pepsodent? :confused:

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...if women have mammaries, do men have daddaries?

DYEW what it'd be like if all politicians were truly honest?





Okay, I know I'm getting silly now. :shrug:

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In a bag of Swedish Fish, how do you decide which one is the red herring?

DYEW why birds seem to like to poop on the freshly washed cars first. :shrug:

(This has nothing to do with this thread but the post from DB made me think of it.

I had an Uncle who would watch for a bird to fly over my Aunt's (his wives) head. When the bird was right over head he'd clap his hands together. Just once, a loud clap. The bird would poop right on Aunt's head! Poor Aunt Belle, she got it every time.

I have only tried it twice, but both times it worked. Not on Aunt Belle, since she's passed away long ago.)

:rofl: TY Teddy. I'll try that. ;)


I think freshly washed cars just look so good the birds want to buy it so they put a deposit on them. :nod:

I'd never heard of that before. I'll have to remember that, too! :roflmao:

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When the worm turns, why it puts its boot on the other foot? Which foot of a worm is the 'other' one, anyway?

DYEW what it was that "Cured Ham" had that had to be cured?