Now that we got the size of the penis down pat........
 

Do you have nicknames for them????? :D ;)

lol
wifey calls mine (((BIG)))kahuna :D I tell her she's going blind.:D :D

It

As in my wife saying "keep IT in your pants" !!

(Most of the time she's kidding)

names
 

Personally I've always gone with "ben and the boys" Ladies in the past have called it Mr. Sankey, Mr. Happy, Richard and It. Nutworld where'd yo usay your wife was from? lol


C.G.

Well I'm not sure!!!!
 

but I think her nickname for it is "Not Tonight" cause I hear it sooooo much.... :(

DW refers to to him as "Arnie", not sure why; Ex GF used to call him "Old Faithful"... I think I know where that came from!

meet...
 

Luther..dont know why but thats his name!

Amen Bogey,

"IT" and "Not Tonight" must be related somehow, because I get that name also. :)

Arnie...Luther....too funny........:D


Come on Men...I know you name your penis's...fess up!!!! :D :)

Diva ,
I call mine Crackers & if you want to eat Crackers in bed , Iwon't kick You out .:p

my wife called it the cure something to do with getting rid of headaches

It probably has more names than there is memory to store them.

Old favourites range from Dick, roger, willy and cock to such

wonderful names as the "Turtle-necked Tadger" through the

"wife's best friend" to "Meccano" (the best toy a boy ever had to

play with). I loved the old "One -eyed trouser snake" and I'm

sure the folks here have their own gems.

How about "Russell The Love Muscle" or if it's an alone night "Herbie Handcock"

not a name....
 

Well I never named my penis and my girlfriend hasn't either...instead of a name my penis has become a separate entity all it's own. She calls my penis "him" as in "I love him" and of course in turn her vagina has become "her". I don't know...I think it's really cute

Richter

Franchise
 

We call mine "The Boys and their friend". Even better, I have a friend who calls his "The Franchise." Not sure if it's a fast-food franchise or a seven-course meal. Not sure I want to know.

BUMP!!!!


another "oldie but goodie"...................................

lol since it was bumped... hubbys is Mr Turtle :D

mine is petey, yes its not very original, but thats okay.

my gf calls mine "Wang".

She started calling it that because i would always quote the game called "Lo Wang"

"I gotta special accupunture for you...!!"

me, i like the 'dick' word. Much more exciting to hear gf saying 'i'm gonna suck yer dick' then 'i'm going to suck nicky'.... For all i know nicky could be postman :D

that goes for all the body parts.

I normaly just call him junior

Snoop
Her bridal cake had Pepermint Patty (Patti) chasin Charlie Brown (Chuck)thus the nickname

i usually called it "Sushi"

"Gilligan", 'coz he's my lil' buddy.

Phallus Maximus (Max for short).
Heh, if only that were accurate.