Confucious say....
 

...."It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl" :D

so does this mean that Confucious was right and my father was wrong?

confucious says
a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find

confucius says
carrots can increase a man´s potency but they are difficult to fix.

Confucious says
Man who lays woman on ground have piece on earth

Confucious say
If you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood just wear your rubbers :)

Confucious says ,

One orgasm , in the bush , is worth two in the hand !

Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

he also say: "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."

Confucious says

Man with hole in pocket feels nuts

Confucious say...

Unwise man get laid in spring have offspring next spring.

Confucious say :- Woman who drive upside down have crackup.

Boy with hand in pocket feel cocky

Confucious say--better to sleep on roof than in house with cranky wife.

Confucious say after brick induced head injury:-

"What Kung Foo that?"

Confucious say...

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot! :D

Confucious say,

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single plane ticket.

Confucious say,

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok

woman who douches with vinegar, not necessarily sour puss

Woman who get fucked front to back not know if she cumming or going.

Confusious say....

He who let woman on top is fucking up.

Confucious say:-

Man who speak language of pussy must be a cunning linguist.

Confucious Say...


Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom. :D :D

Melba Say:
What can't get up, Cant get out.

(Melba is my g/fs geriatric mother.... she said this at the BREAKFAST TABLE after I walked through Wal*Mart with my pants unzipped and w/o panties)

Kyttn

Confucious say: "Lady who kneel under table at resteraunt will have Cream of Sum-yung Gai" :D

Confucious says

Woman who fly upside down in aeroplane, bound to have crack up