doin what i do best...
 

...spoutin random cartoon quotes with no evident provocation or agenda. let the gimpin commence.


"Help me, help me! I'm still drowning, my butt's cramped, I want ice cream, and now it's dark!!" -Patrick

More please.
 

And...............

I'm inquiring.

Where do I apply for The Choir?

:p :D :) :D :p

Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....


AHHHHHHHH

"That sounds like a problem with your heart buddy."

"Whew, I'm afraid there was something wrong with my transmission or something."

"You can't beat me, sad little Earth-monkey." -Zim

"I've got good news and bad news."

"What's the good news?"

"I've named my nickel Phillip."

"So what's the bad news?"

"It's a girl nickel!" -Cosmo and Timmy

::Communication is essential to a relationship::::

"Oh Peter, I love you."

"Yeah about 5 o'clock"

Family Guy

"No, it's fine. It's good. I just didn't know the secret ingredient was gonna be crap." -Norm MacDonald as Death

"What's that?"

"Oh, that's just a lightswitch..."

"Oh."

"...of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!"

"You can mock my math skills till 13 o'clock, but that doesn't mean I won't ground you, smarty-pants!" -Timmy's mom

"*snore* Man, I love sleepin'. *snore* I wish I could wake up so I could go to sleep again. *snore*" -Brak

"Well, that was painful and unsatisfying. ...Can we do it again? -Johnny Bravo

"...hold the onions..."

"Have you the brain-worms?!" -Zim

"I'm taking your secret military base, General Specific, and I'm replacing the sheep in your sheep-powered raygun with... AN ELEPHANT! HAHAHAHAHA!" -Dr. Oh No No No

Its time to sing the doom song!!!! Doom doom doom,doom doom doom
*kisses*
Mrs.Evil

"In your face, space coyote!" -Homer

"It's like a freakin' country-bear jamberoo over there." -Homer

"I think it's ironic that dad's obesity saved his life, while a slimer man would of fallen to his death." Lisa

"And I think it's ironic dad's butt prevented the release of toxic....." Bart

Moe: "Oooooh, garage. Hear that, fellas? 'Garage'. Well, ooh-la-la, Mr. Fancy-pants."

Homer: "Well, what do you call yours?"

Moe: "A car-hole."

"This ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty to make a complete ass of myself."

Homer Simpson

"If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I'd be like, 'Yo, goober, where's the meat?'." -Homer

We only get nine, ten years tops when we can giggle in church, and chew with our mouths open, and go days without bathing. We'll never have that freedom again!

Lisa Simpson

*kisses*Mrs.Evil

"So, ya whizzed on the electric fence, didn't ya?" The Devil

Alright Stimpy, I'm losing my patience, let's get this over with

Ren

Mrs.Evil~ you gave credit for that last quote to Ren but I think you meant to say...................Mr. Lilith .........LMAO:D:D:D

no i think HE stole it from MR.EVIL.....LMAO

"You may now kiss the cod." -preacher from Ren & Stimpy

"I was trying to tell you that I was choking on a snowball, but the snowball melted and turned into water, and I drank the water, and now I'm better." -Patrick

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain-cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is." -Homer

"Come on, Spongebob, let's go knock each other's brains out." -Patrick

You look like someone who could really use some rubber nipples

Ren

I'm gonna be a monkey, a monkey monkey monkey, would you like to be one too?

Stimpy

Quick man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks

Powdered Toastman

No sir, I didn't like it.

Mr. Horse

I'm a laboratory mouse in the first stages of an elaborate plan to take over the world.

Brain

I wanna bury the hatchet... not in your pointed head boy!

-Foghorn Leghorn

Sideshow Bob: "Ah, the rack! My arch nemesis."

Bart: "I thought I was your arch nemesis?"

Sideshow Bob: " I do have a life outside of you Bart."

Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?!

Pinky: Yeah, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorise the whole opera in yiddish.

Brain: Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance.

I don't think you're happy, kids...I'll teach you to be happy...I'l teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

"The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song"