.....and the award goes to......
 

Okay, I just came up with this game and thought it may be fun to try.

Know a member who deserves to be recognized for their...ahem..."achievements"? Honor them with a trophy to commemorate their accomplishments! In awarding a trophy, you can either discribe it or attatch a pic of it. If you don't accept your award and give your speech within a week, someone will accept it on your behalf. If someone accepts an award on your behalf GET READY!!!! The person who accepts the award for you may respond with appropriately raunchy, tasteless, lude, comments and storys reguarding your negligence (all in good humour, of course). Anyone can accept someone elses trophy if they don't show within a week (I will let you know if it is time for someone to step up to bat).Then the person who was awarded their trophy, or the person who accepts the trophy in their honor, should the person not show, should give a trophy of their own. But feel free to go ahead and award all the trophy's you want...just watch for all the trophys you may recieve or someone may get to give your acceptance speech for you! ;)

Its not that complicated....really....just thought this may be fun.





Our first award goes to Dicksbro. For all of his super hero efforts and the saving of countless damsels in distress, I award Dicksbro the golden jizz award" *hands dicksbro his shiny, gold, tub of baskin-robbins 'ice cream'*

Thank you. Thank you! THANK YOU, DildoDiva. What a great honor this is to receive the first "Golden Jizz Award" and having this chance to cum forward to receive it. If I had only realized, I would have asked the lady next to me to stop for a few minutes and I would have zipped up my pants. As it is, I hope you don't mind my using the tablecloth to provide a little decorum to this auspicious event.

Dang ... acceptance speeches are so goofy.

On behalf of super heroes everywhere I accept this award (lifting the edge of the table cloth ... whispers ... ohhhhh ... thanks, hun. Could you use a corner of the table cloth and wipe up that little bit that got on the floor? Thanks.)

TAAAA RAAAAH

It is now my profound pleasure and unique honor to bestow upon our next award recipient, the lovely, vivacious, talented and super sexy ... LIXYCHICK ... the VIVACIOUS VICTIM AWARD … for exceptional nursey rhyme diversity.

Would Lixy please set down her drink, let Murphy get up, ask Aqua to excuse her, and come up to receive her award before Friday the 13th ... (guess the rules say 1 week, so, the 17th).

*Sitting at the table with Murphy (on his knees, his head planted between my thighs) and Aqua (beside me reaching around the back of my chair and rubbing my ass!)*

I applaud dicksbro's winning and then pick up my "Flaming Sambucca" (yes it is set ablaze) and I gesture towards db (holding up my shot glass like I am the Statue of Liberty) for winning such an auspicious award! I then try and listen to his speech as I moan and continue to be ravaged!

Upon hearing db name me the" Vivacious Victim Award" winner........ I squeal with delight and slam my "Flaming Sambucca" down my throat which almost catches my hair on fire and with that knowledge I stand so abruptly that Murphy is thrown to the floor, knocking the table over for all to see Aqua's hand on my ass!

Not realizing that my gown was caught under Aqua's chair leg (no wonder he had full acsess to my ass), I begin to make my way to the stage to accept my award. As I step away from the mess I've accidently created I can feel a tug at my.........*black velvet gown with rhinestone straps and a plunging neckline, a velvet purse to match and black heels with so many straps it takes a month to get into them!* (future reference thingy there). I reach back and grab the fabric and tug harder to free myself. All of a sudden my straps break free and in my forward momentum I step out of my gown completely.

Now standing before a theatre of my peers, while they applaud exitedly, I am reduced to a diamond necklace from Tiffany's, black bra, no panties (sorry PF!), thigh high nylons with lace tops and garter and my black strappy shoes. With a pretense of covering up, I bend at the waist and cross my arms over my body. Realizing the wonderful group of people I am with and why we are here I find my dignity and stride to the stage in only the garb I was left with.

I reach dicksbro and lean to give him one of those "coochie, coochie" Hollywood kisses, but having second thoughts I plant a big smooch on his lips and feel him slip me his tongue! I step towards him and accept the award he holds (Awwww...ty for taking the time and having the knowledge to know how to do stuff like that...I am not so proficient!) I turn to the audience and start to cry.

"I am so honored to accept this award.......You like me! You really like me!" And in a cheeky moment, "Oh woe is me.....Now you see why I need a superhero at the ready!" "TY for such an honor!"

I am so pleased to be able to announce the next award recipient! Ladies and Gentleman!.........Our next award is the "Got Any Cheese To Go With That Whine" award. For her exceedingly strategic call for help! Casting a web to catch all superheros far and wide! Pretending to be in distress so she could glimpse another pic of Aqua's "magic wand" on her thread (I do believe in magic, I do, I do)! The winner...hands down!..........JennaFlower! Jenna, please step forward to recieve your award!.....(this lovely fluted wine glass with a pile of grapes and and a wedge of aged Wisconnsin cheese stuck firmly to it's base).

That was GREAT lixy! FAR exceeding my expectations...I can only hope everyone else replies like this! I knew this could be fun!

<Gasp>

Oh.. my.. Honestly.. I am so touched and caught off guard.. Thank You.. Thank you..

I want to take this opportunity to thank my SuperHero.. Dicksbro.. for your wonderfully fast (and need I mention HARD) instincts in coming to my rescue and risking life and limb to bring me unlimited pleasure. To Aqua... Thanks so much for saving me with your inspirational pose.. I still can't seem to get off my knees...


Now.. I have the honor of presenting to all of you... the one that everyone has voted best writer of an adult erotic series.. Yes Ladies and gents.... the winner is none other than....


SKIPTHISONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes.. Yes... Skip... come and get your award..... a giant pin.. appropriately shaped to closely resemble your cock in its hardened state....

Teehee DildoDiva! I love this kinda stuff.........db got me addicted! TY hun..had a ball!

Okay, now we're looking for skipthisone to accept his phallus shaped pen for his erotic stories.....will he show???? Dun dun DUUUUUUHN!

As everyone looks around the room and SkipthisOne is no where in sight...I suddenly run out of a nearby closet zipping my fly up as I go surely leaving a small trail of just released cum down the front of my pants. As I get to the stairs listening to the cat-calls and whistles mixed into the applause, I trip on the second stair.

After I get myself up and recieve my award from JennaFlower giving her a pat on the ass as thanks causing her to jump. I get to the podium fighting back tears, not because of the award but because I caught a piece of skin in my zipper.

"I was so not expecting this and I just want to thank the lovely pixies ladies with whom give me so much inspiration again and again. I also want to thank the pixie that has given me the beatings i so deserved in order to undo any writers block i may have had. And finally I would like to say that I am honored to be in such distingished company as the always heroic Dicksbro and the sexy breasted and uninhibited Lixychick, i am just floored."

"And now looking out at you all, which for some reason about half the seats are empty but the people I do see seem to have smiles on there faces and the clothes on the tables keep moving for some reason. I would like to present the next award. To a man we all know and love, well ladies at least want a taste. The man who has gone above and beyond the call of duty with his new found addiction to posting pics with great imagination to themes for the ladies enjoyment.

I present the Suddenly Stiff Soldier Award to FussyPucker....Now if someone would please find what table he is under send him up.

Stomping up the dungeon stairs, Lilith appears at the top and strides across the room up to the microphone, and grabs Skipthisone by the back of the neck and gives him a crushing kiss that ends with a loud *smack*! Taking the award she winks and announces "that's from Fussypucker"...(mumbles echo from the stairwell), Lilith stomps her boot hard and bellows, "Did I tell you, you could talk??????" turns and smiles to the half naked crowd.

"Fussypucker is a little tied up at the moment and so he has asked me to accept this award on his behalf."

"He has also authorized me to award our very own Pixiesprite with the first ever Drippy....the award for the wettest Pixie!!! In honor of her mermaid like style and grace along with her ability to keep her fans in a constant state of leakage!!!"

A Drippy?????? Awarded to me??????????? :D Awwww gee guys..... (blushing)

I make my way up to the stage and give Lilith a big hug before taking my Drippy from her hands. "Thank FussyPucker for me, 'k?" *wink* Turning to the mic now, "Ummmm.... I'd like to thank everyone who ever contributed to my wetness... all of you!!!! Thank you ever so much!!!!"


And now..... the next award goes to...... the one and only......... Lilith!!!!!!!! Lil, I'd like to award you the Golden Apple Award :p for being the greatest teacher in the world!!!

*Flushing* & *blushing*~ awww geez Pixiesprite.....Lilith shockingly and quite sudddenly... becomes speechless....I know I know ... it's a damn miracle!!!!!!!! *cheers ring out*

Lilith regains her composure enough to mutter.."I'm verklepmt! Thank you Grasshopper!" *dabs at eyes* sniff-sniff*reaches in her little black bag and pulls out.............THE GILDED BUTT PLUG
"I hereby bestow my hero......Aqua with this award in recognition for all he has done to foster anal acceptance. Aqua exemplifies a man who is brimming to the "rim" with sex appeal. His style, creativity, warm heart, and fuzzy bum are a credit to all. Aqua please step up, (bend over:p) and let me give you this award properly;)"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

AQUA! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!
 

If aqua doesn't step forward by Midnight tonight CST, someone may accept his award on his behalf and let the roast begin. Only 1 person can accept the award for him and they will give the next award. However, the rest of pixies feel free to roast him due to his negligence! ;)

My deepest apologies... You see as I was approaching the stage to accept my award Lilith came forward to greet me, and I mentioned the limo with the hot tub waiting for me around back. Well Lilith demanded I show her the limo and, more importantly, the hot tub. As we approached the tub I happened to mention that one of my superhero powers is breathing underwater... allowing me to stay submerged as long as I wish. With a mischievious grin Lil jumped into the hot tub, spread her legs wide and said, "Prove it!" So now you know why I'm late and why Lilith has that far away dreamy glaze over her eyes. I want to thank Lilith for bestowing this award upon me, Diva for being the first person to reply to the first pic I ever posted, and all the ladies who have helped feed my complex. I also want to throw a shout out to Steph for her new fave position! You go girl!! Now, the next award goes to a lady who has never ceased to expand her horizons or try new things, and she has usually shared her experiences here. She has also posted numerous pics that involve anal themes, as well as consistently conveying positive feedback to the men's pic forum. So now that we're here and ready to do things properly, and since my pants seem to be missing, I am ready to bend forward and receive my award while announcing the next award recipient... I am pleased to, uhhhhhhm, present the, ahhhhhh-mmmmmm, Golden Corn Cob Award to................................................ ..........................................





[size=huge]Sharniqua!![/size]

I am honored to accept this award on Sharni's behalf! I must say that when I first came to Pixies I did check out Shar's threads and tried my hand at the corn cob thing. Well, it wasn't exactly my hand I used the corn cob on but um....I digress! For this I say.....TY Shar! Doc always did tell me to get more vegs. into my daily life! I am pretty sure he meant in my mouth.....but I say any orifice in a storm!!!

When it comes to Pixies Diva's, Sharniqua is tops in bottoms! And her heart is as big as the great outdoors! It has to be to accomodate those huge breasts she has!

Without further ado I again thank evryone on Sharniqua's behalf and I want to announce our next award.

I am pleased to announce the "I Better Get Some Soon or I am Going To Explode" award. And the award goes to............

SugarSprinkles!!!!!!

Please SS.....come up and accept this auspicous award..........A lovely replica of a stick of dynamite with balls attached at the base!

Thanks lixy! I thought we'd lost this one! Thanks for giving it mouth to mouth for me! Now we just need to get SS in here to accept her award!

I have it on "firm" authority that SS is preparing her acceptance speech, but is "choked with emotion" at the moment. Rest assured she will be here presently, as soon as she is able.

OMG!! I'm stunned, schocked, flabbergasted, and damn near speechless!!!

I'd like to thank LixyChik for presenting me with this magnificent award! I'd also like to thank EVERYONE at Pixies for their patience as I've moaned, groaned, and continually bitched about never getting any! And I'd especially like to thank Murphy for being the only one to "rise" to the challenge and giving me a good reason to stop bitching.:D:D:D:D:D

I'd also like to thank PF, RG, Scotz, Prophet, and Vampeyes for their friendship and broad shoulders they've been kind enough to let me cry on on many occaisions.

OKAY, okay.....enough seriousness.............I'm about to gag on all this schmaltz..........And I'd much rather be gagging on something else.:D..he he he....But, be that as it may......It's time for me to present the next award...........

For his wonderful sense of humor and his valiant efforts in both words and (ah...hem...cough....cough);) .....action to keep me from
"exploding"........I'd like to present MURPHY with the "I'LL MAKE YOU SMILE BY EXTINGUISHING THAT FUSE" award..............a beautiful Cheshire Cat statue wearing a fireman's hat and holding a firehose that bears a striking resemblence to a male "member"!:D:D

Now pick yourself up off the floor where Lixy dumped you when she stood to get her award.......and Cum and Get It, Baby!!!

Oh WOW! first Kim calls me her "favorite" member, and now this!

uuhhh, I'm speechless. I guess I'd better thank all the other Pixies who, by reading and appauding my posts, got me here.

Kim, for being THE BOSS and creating the bestest site on the whole damn web.

Lixxy, for her matching sense of humor and great "taste".

Christine, for her artistic Fairy pictures, and much, much more.

Aqua, Scotz, Legend, PF, Irish,Dicksbro,Prophet and Silky: it's a MAN thing! And Jennaflower for reminding us to be carefull!

And Especially Sugarsprinkles, my first ever internet meet. 16 hours on a bus for 7 hours of pleasure, but I digress...

For our next Award, the "Always there when you need it". I give you a lady of class, a sparkling addition to our chat room, one of the warmest and funniest gals here.... C'm on down!

PIXIE SPRITE!

While several members run for the chat room to retrieve her, I drag the award from offstage, a life size, fully functional, temperture regulated, vibrating La-Z-boy with built in keyboard, drink dispenser and vibrator.

I'm still "thanking" ;) FussyPucker when they arrive telling me I've won again...

Again?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh wow! And such an honour too... the "Always there when you need it"! (Plenty of hugs for everyone - especially for you, Murphy hun!) Thank you soooo much!

And now on to the next award...
The "What convinced ME to join pixies" Award!
To the man that had a really big part in making me join here, with his sooooooo erotic stories...

Glyndwr!!!!!!

"Glyndwr" Almost in the back of mind I hear someone call my name.

"GLYNDWR!!!" The shock as I realise now someone is shouting my name, makes me sit up straight. This is unfortunate as I am under a table picking up a piece of cutlery that I have 'accidently' dropped. The sudden pain as my head contacts wood blurs the view I have up Lilith's dress. Rubbing the back of my head I emerge and am directed to PixieSprite on stage holding an award. Still dazed I remain seated waiting to see who has won. A sharp kick to the shin's from a demoness and the hissed "It's you" bring me to my feet.

I stagger to the stage, trying to rub my head and shin whilst covering a visible bulge of excitement, a lingering remnant of my doomed voyeurism.

I graciously accept the award from PixieSprite and plant a kiss full on her lips, I momentarily contemplate slipping my tongue in but decide that it's perhaps not the time or place.

I turn to face my assembled peers and tap the microphone...

"My Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure. However that is a different story. I would like to thank PixieSprite for this honour and I need to thank everyone who joins in at Pixies-Place because you are the inspiration behind my scribbles."

"At this point I would like to hand out the next award. In this era of growing international unrest and global mistrust I would like to present a 'No Bull Peace Prize'. This is in recognition of a major contribution in bringing together perverts of all nations, united under one cause, the quest to see perfect visions of loveliness."

"Ladies & Gentlemen, please be upstanding for 2 ladies who epitomise the spirit of entente cordiale..... Nikki & Lixy Chick "

I stand on stage with the award eagerly awaiting the ladies and hoping that I'm going to get at least a kiss, and maybe the chance of a quick grope.

this is friggin hilarious........great thread lmao

Jumping up and down and squealing at the top of our collective lungs, Nikki and I grab one another and dance around and around as if playing ring-around-the-rosie! And suddenly we fall down as expected at the end of that childhood song. I look at her and she at me and we get into a laughing fit that brings tears to ours eyes and I grab my crotch cause I think I am gonna pee myself! She pulls my hand away and says, "Don't do that here....save it for the thread!"

Nikki stands and extends her hand to help me up. I rise and try to compose myself but I still squirm and cross my legs a bit as I cannot stop laughing. Nikki bends to kiss legend and he pulls her to his lap and they lock lips for what seems like hours. "Nikki", I whisper, "Glyndwr is waiting for us hun."

Arm in arm we make our way to the stage, leaning against one another and giggling all the way. We climb the stairs and head towards Glyndwr as he holds the awards out to us. Nikki takes her trophy.........A large red cast iron circle with a bull in the middle, a slash through the center and a peace sign dangling from it........and leans for a kiss on the cheek from our presenter. He tries to grope her but she is cheeky and scoots away before he can claim his prize. I step forward to accept my trophy and lean for a kiss on the lips from Glyndwr. I reach behind him and grab his ass and say, "Thank You baby cakes. I've always enjoyed you "piece" efforts too!"

We step to the mic and I clear my throat......

"Nikki and I would like to thank everyone who has enjoyed our visual friendship thread. We had no idea of the global impact this would have but we love the perving impact it is having!"

We then break into song...........

"Cum on people now, smile on your brother........everybody get together, try and love one another right now!"

And suddenly the whole room looks like a massive orgy!

"Excuse me", I say......"We meant it metaphorically folks, there are still some awards to be presented." I am forced to yell, "STOP IT!........Ahem........Thank You."

So without further ado, we would like to present the next award.

Nikki says, "Our next award goes to legend. He has been such an inspiration to me (in more ways than one) and he is so sweet and so helpful and so loving and so cute and..........oh..........ok......well anyway, this is the "You Are As Cute As" award........I present this statue of a bugs ear. legend, please come up here and grope....I mean accept this lovely (yet extremely hard to capture in sculpture, as a bugs ear is so elusive) ear thingy!"

Upon hearing my name, I start towards the stage. Upon walking over to the dias, I trip, crashing into Nikki and falling with her to the floor. After enjoying a bit of a kiss, a cuddle and a fondle, I pick myself up and make my way over to the delightful Lixy.

I remember that Nikki hasn't cut her nails in a long time, so I quickly give Lixy just a little peck on the cheek. I accept my bug's ears and turn towards the dias.

In the legend tradition of long speeches, verbose posts and intelligent replies, I give my acceptance speech.....

"Thank you."

.....before announcing the next award

"The next award is the most lovable bikers award. This award goes to the biker who is the most wise, charming and witty and is a belt with a golden replica of the Triumph logo on the buckle. This is awarded to none other than......Irish. Give em hell!"

Although I patiently wait for Irish to accept his award, I am eager to catch up with Nikki. I want to give her the proper, personal thank you that she deserves (details of which may or may not be revealed later ;) :p).

Just wondering....it's been almost a week....does Irish know he has an award to collect???? Sure would hate to see this thread die out..it's way tooo much fun!! :D:D

Sent Irish a pm, so hopefully he'll get the message.

ummmm yeah.....i forgot to do that.....sorry people....my bad

I want to thank Dicksbro;for telling me of this.I have been feeling
"shitty"and checked my mail after midnight last night.Altho it may be hard to believe;I have never checked the "smut games"since
I have been a member of pixies.I still feel"shitty"this morning and
my head is not working right;to come up with;my usual;"witty"
remarks!My eyes are stuck together;so I will just thank everyone
and pass;the award;and a free sample of Viagra;to Oldfart.His outlook on life;and wisdom;have gone unappreciated!His award is
the Viagra! Irish
P.S.I saw Dicksbros PM;in my mail;last night and had to PM;him
back;because I couldn't find this thread.

Lixy & Nikki~"Don't do that here....save it for the thread!"


ROFLMAO

Great speech!

ROFLMFAO @ everyone! Oh how I love this thread!

Has anyone informed OF or should we wait and see if he stumbles in here on his own?

I should have PMd him but I didn't think of it!I'll try to remember
tomorrow(I guess:Today)It's very late now! Irish

Ahem, testing... one, two, umm

Fellow Pixies.

Unaccustomed as I am to pubic speaking, I would like to thank all

those whose subtle and twisted responses have egged me to this point.

It is with deep, that is very deep, extra deep even humility that

I accept the Viagra award.

It was won in the face of stiff opposition, but it was a hard fight

well fought. Damn hard.

I will be sharing the award at my acceptance party in the phone booth

on the corner of Libido and Opportunity. All are invited.

I now wish to propose Scotzoidman for the Marvellous Mammaries

Award for all his hard work in inducing lovely ladies to brighten the

days of all with his breast oriented threads.

In a break from tradition I would also like to propose that M45 receive

a Meritorious Mention Plaque for his unstinting assistance in this field.

Again, I thank you all from the bottom of my trophy case.

Killed this thread pretty quickly, eh?

PM'd Scotz, so maybe he's away.

Ah well, perhaps he's waiting for the Oscars.

Oldfart,

I don't think its possible for someone to kill this thread. It may simmer on low for a week, week and a half, but someone will wander across it and decide they just can't let it go. People love this thread for some reason! I guess I did a good thing?

DD

Yes, DD, you done did a very good thing.

<blushing> Thank you, thank you, Aqua. I am bending over with glee to accept this award. Er, why is it on the floor? ;)

My award for people who get inspiration for starting threads from others is . . . RandyGal! An inspiration to us all!

Did I miss a step?:confused:

Sorry, I didn't hear my name announced...see, i had this huge pair of breasts wrapped around my head like a pair of headphones...well, she insisted if I listened closely I could hear the ocean...all I could hear was a rapid heartbeat, getter faster...but no matter, I humbly accept this beautiful award <fondling it, as I suddenly become aware I'm being watched...blushing self-conciously> and I thank my fellow tit-man OldFart for the nomination...of course, I have to thank each & every one of the lovely Pixies ladies who responded to my requests - obviously I couldn't have done it without you - special thanks to Lixy for stuffing my thread like a Chicago ballot box ;) and also thanks to all the Pixies guys who shouted encouragement to the ladies...
And extra special thanks to one who pimped tirelessly for my boob thread, encouraging some who had never posted anything before...who is also the next award-winner, for keeping Pixie's the bestest site on the web, filling in when our LoveDiva had to be away, always keeping the bastards in line with her Terrible Whip of Doom, kicking ass with her steel-toed boots when neccessary, I would like to present the "Iron Fists in Velvet Gloves" Award (actually a matching pair of trophies...suitable for use as "bookends", maybe?) to.................................


LILITH!!!!!!

FETISH!…. what fetish?
 

(Lilith holds her "Iron Fists in Velvet Gloves" Award in one hand and cracks her whip sharply over the heads of her subjects and suddenly thrusts her hips forward, rolls up onto her steel toed hi-heeled sneakers and freezes her broad smile as her eye lids slowly lower.)
(Her long, slit skirt is flung back and yes,.......it's PantyFanatic..... with glazed eyes (that match his smiling, wet face. He struggles to his feet) "Well it's about time" [as he straightens his tie (NO! that's his tongue he's trying to push back into his mouth).] "I just happen to have an acceptance note here….. somewhere... and I’m sure this will be a day that lives in femininity"

*Reaching into his inside left pocket he finds silky black panties from Europe and his notes* "We have nothing to suck but panties themselves"....."No no, that's not it. Just a second here.”

*Rummaging through his right jacket pocket he finds silky blue panties from Ontario, and the note.* “The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation,…but I do.” *”damn, that's not it either”*

*He comes out of his inside right pocket with red panties from Michigan… no! from Missouri and another piece of paper. “I have not yet begun to lick” *”wait! That’s not right either” flustered, he reaches for a drink to calm himself*