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Seeing that i'm supposedly too old for the sheet-as-ghost costume ( who decides these things, i would love to know! ), i guess i'll go as either a pirate looking to snatch some booty ( and instead of a wooden leg, i'll just tie down my... ), or maybe a judge with nothing under my robe ( all rise! ). or why not just wear shades, a long sleeve white shirt, white socks, and a hairbrush in my hand? :p:p

mmmmmmmm..... dannyk coming to my house dressed like that would be risky:D:D:p

oh, beHAVE!

I think I'll dress up as Lilith and wear her hoochie mamma clothes. Why? Because I think that WOULD be scary.

BITE ME LEGEND!!!!! :D:D:D:p

you can pick the spot;)

Funny you brought this up Lil...We were talking about what costume we were going to wear at a Halloween dance we are going to, last night!!!

Two years ago we went as Cannibals..black faces...the black curly hair..the leopard skin outfit....the costume covered in chicken bones and we won best costume and took first place! Because we really acted the part!! We won 500 smakeroos$$$!!!!

We really want to try to win again!
So this thread will really give me some ideas as to what to go as.

Thanks Lil! ;) :D

don't know what Nikki will say about that :p

Can't you bite us both???:p

i'm not into biting......Nikki will tell you that ;)

I'm considering dressing up as one of you mammals.

Already been to the costume shop.
 

When I asked to reserve and good costume, the sales lady showed me the Mark Anthony with the real metal helmet and leather breast plate. Said I may even meet Cleopatra. When she told me it would cost $100.00:eek:, I told her it had been a bad year and I’d have to settle for something less expensive.

She then showed a Cowboy outfit with two silver pistols, real leg chaps and a felt 10 gallon hat. When I found out that $50.00:rolleyes: is what that few hours of party would cost me, I had to decline based on my budget.

She then suggested I go to the hardware store, get a pint of red paint for $4.99 and a straw broom for $3.98, grand total less than ten bucks:confused:. When I asked what I’d do with that, I was told “Pour the paint in the bathtub, take off all my clothes, get in and roll all around in it. Then saw off the broom, stick it up my ass and go as a candy apple.:redghost:

pantyfanatic---When you're; in costume;as a candyapple;please
submit pictures! Irish
P.S.I'm sure any pixies member;will be glad to volunteer;to shove;
the broomstick;up your ass;to help you to get in costume!I'm
going to take off my clothes and go as a big prick!

Sorry Irish. Only the ladies are allowed to play around back there.



(why take off your clothes, everybody will recognize you) ;)

Really Sharni???????? OMG...no All Hallow's Eve or a day to celebrate death?????

Nope.....not us :)

Do you have an All Saint's Day??? or anything that celebrates dead people??

Sharni, do you have candy apples in OZ? ;)

I imagine they are the same thing as a Toffee Apple....if so...then yep we do

We have candy apples (hard sugar glazed) and caramel ones. They are very different.

unlike the rest of my male counterparts, i have learned from history, and am weary of females bearing apples, be they candy, toffee or otherwise. we all know what that leads to... the urge NOT to be naked! very bad!

females bearing cherries... now that's different! :p:p

Shari, go find some neo-pagans. WE celebrate Samhain (pronounced sow-in), which the christains stole and eventually turned into Halloween. (All Souls' Day, All Saints' Day, are Nov 1: then the day before All Souls' Day became All Hallows' Eve: Hallowe'en)

Sorry about mis-spelling your name by leaving out the n. Hey, lots of people are surprised that a lizard can type in the first place.

It's too bad;but around here;almost everything is taboo;because
of(so-called)people;putting dangerous things in everything;that
would appeal to a kid.It kind of ruins;trick or treating;for my
grandchildren.The only place;that they can;safely take candy,etc.;
is at a trusted relative or neighbor!As usual;a few ruin it;for all!
Irish
P.S.In the old Biker lifestyle;we had a way of correcting those problems.Messing;with a kid;was right up there with squealing
on someone.It was only done once!

OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!! dannyk.......You have me constantly ROFLMFAO! Got a term for that.....Momma would have called you a "pip"! Nooooooo......Not as in "Glady's Knight!" HaHa....beat ya to the punch!

I am trying again this year to do a costume(s) I have wanted to do for years now! I want to dress hubby as Frankenstein's monster and myself as a butterfly net!

*Get it???????............Frankie and Annette!!!*

Beach Blanket Bingo....anyone?????

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

LixyChick- I love it!
 

..... but Beach Blanket Bimbo is one that only us "mature" (old fucks) folks will really get the point of.


(and that by itself makes it worth doing!;) )

Diva…..
Please show Lilith what “39 and holding” looks like as it oozes from between those clinched fingers. :) LMAO :D

;)

hmmmm.....all saints day.....same day as my birthday.....does that mean something i wonder...... :confused:

PANTY!!!!!!!!!!!!......OMG.............you always make me LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conversation between Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello (spell check)..........

Annette: "Oh Frankie, why must we always come to the beach?"

Frankie: Well Annette, How else would I get to see that oozing cleavage of yours?"

Annette: "And this blanket Frankie.........it has spooge all over it and it was your turn to wash it!"

Frankie: "I don't want to sound ungrateful Annette but you were the last one to cum so it's your turn to wash the blanket."

Annette: You never take me anywhere anymore Frankie. And 20 years have gone by and I think I need something more than a date at the beach!"

Frankie: "What would you like to do Annette?"

Annette: I want to start dating other boys Frankie."

Frankie: Me too Annette!"


*Sorry......just having a silly moment!*

Back to the costumes..but nice sidebar Lix..
Considering all Ive been thru recently, I think I'll go as death warmed over - won't even need a costume!

In that case maybe I'll go as the Angel of Death....:D:D:D

I'm planning on celebrating Halloween dressed as a naughty nurse, complete with the '60s style white dress and little nurse cap.

Not real exciting, I know...

Well it's exciting me!!

If I was still having a Halloween party this year. I was thinking as dressing up as Raggedy Ann and my SO would be Andy LOL. I even have the red yarn wigs for both of us.
-Summer :D

Lixy, there ya' go again, having me ROTFLMAO with your Frankie and Annette sketch ... and at the library no less. Do you know how hard it is to explain that? :D :D

Anyway, let's see, how about for Halloween wearing one of those old signs ... the one's that read:

EAT
me

AT JOES
or my place or back here in the alley

:D :D