some words of inspiration
 

Seeing that we have some very... wise.. people here at Pixies, maybe they'd like to share some words of advice or inspiration for those of us who just need a little pick-me-up. :p

I'm not much of a sage, but I though I'd start the ball rolling with a saying that helps me sometimes...

"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."

Enjoy! :D

Or how about...

"When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself."

:D:p:D:p:D

"Keep smiling...............................it makes people wonder what you've been up to! :D:D"

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw............................................. .....................parties." :D:D

"dont underestimate the effect of stupid people in large groups!"

"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"Learn from your parent's mistakes...use birth control."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

I really shouldn't get into these kind of threads lol :D

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."

and finaly (for now) always remember

"A closed mouth gathers no feet."

When I'm feeling really blue, I take another breath.

You get used to hanging if you hang long enough:o

yes but is it dont look a gift horse in the mouth
or beware of greeks bearing gifts

friendship is like anal sex when done right is realy great
but done badly is a pain in the ass;) :D

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ( or Pixies Place) :D :D

"Be alert!......................the world needs more Lerts!" :D

"Avenge yourself!...............Live long enough to be a burden to your children!"

True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.

For all the pixies' moms out there....

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's "really in trouble."

why a man takes a wife is a mystery.....why some take two is a bigamystery

I'm not as think as you drunk I am
and

No Officer, theres no blood in my alcohol!

Oh so very true, dannyk!! And if your mother calls you by ALL 3...first, middle, and last names........you KNOW you're in some serious, deep, deep trouble!! LOL

ty, sugarsprinkles.
and for all of you who get stuck in the "up on top" thread in smut games.... :D


"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague"

"Better your sister in a whorehouse...Than your brother on a honda"

"no regrets...just lessons learned"

"The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first."

"I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few."

there is always someone deeper in the shit than you :p

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

"May you live as long as you wish, and love as long as you live"

"Love is inexhaustable. There is no limit to how much one can love, or how many."

Altho;I agree with BiSexyBabeDD;I will have to say:
Judge not;lest ye be judged yourself! Irish

A shot in the bush is worth 2 in the hand

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends."

saw this in action over the weekend... :D

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"

Speaking of sound...
"The only thing that travels faster than the speed of light is GOSSIP!"

and the words of an AM radio morning host:

"Remember, those who gossip to you, will gossip OF you."