~Fortunatey................Unfortunately~
That's right.
Another forum game. Stolen. So slap me silly. ;) In this one, I'll set out a story on a fortunate side. The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth. Sound like fun? Fortunately 2 beautiful ladies walked into a bar..... |
Unfortunately, neither of them could speak the local language.
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Fortunately there was a tall, dark, sexy man, who was available to translate
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Unfortunately, he was a prankster and decided to play a trick on the twosome by misinterpreting their words.
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Fortunately the prankster's wife overheard as she approached and she offered her services to help.
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Unfortunately her services were to get on her knees and blow.
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Fortunately, the ladies were so distracted they didn't listen to a word the man said.
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Unfortunately, the two mistook the Blowjob for a local custom, and proceeded to grab the closest two men and blow them!
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Fortunately, the men were receptive to two attractive women unzipping their pants.
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Unfortunately, their wives weren't!
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Fortunately, there were two other men who offered their sexual services to the two wives.
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Unfortuneately, they weren't attractive and had STDs
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Fortunately the wives had condoms and paper bags....
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unforutnately the paperbags had holes and the condom broke
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fortunately--------there was a doctor closeby who had penicillin and sellotape
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