Funny Curses
 

Ok it may be obvious but i've just been watching the south park movie (i'm so cultured aint i?) & i was wondering whats the funniest curse you've ever heard/used?
for example: donkey-raping shit-eater or your momma's so fat she uses the equater for a belt
remember keep it funny!

Well.... in an entirely Football Orientated Arena....
Fucking-French-Bastards.... Is one of my faves!

(Please note- no harm intended... ish)

I heard my daughter (then 6 or 7) call the neighbor kid a "booger eatin' goat roper"

I thought it had such a nice ring to it that I laughed my ass off for a few minutes before I could chastise her. :D

I’m not sure if this is what you are looking for, but while I had my business for 13 years, each day somebody from the office would take the daily transactions to the bank in a standard bank pouch. It was an accrual business exclusively with checks and such, but important that the records be maintained. :)

It had always bothered me that the pouch could be lost and create unnecessary headaches and embarrassment to go back to customers and say we had lost there overdue check. So I wrote some identification information inside the pouch.:rolleyes:

As I was doing this, it seemed appropriate I should consider the possibility of it being stolen, not knowing there was no cash involved. The day I got a call from our regular teller, saying it had been left at the bank.……….. I thanked her for “FINDING” it. :o

I don't know how funny this is but one alcoholic to another:

May you die in a blackout, wake up in hell, and spend eternity wondering where you are and how you got there.

No, I guess that's not so funny. It's more sick than funny. Forget you ever read it. Forget...forrrrgeet...your eyes are getting heavy...

Bitten by posting fever,
Larry

Leave it to you PF! lol

Ummmm not that I have ever used this phrase...I'm much too sweet...(ok you can quit laughing now), but years ago a young girl that I worked with discovered that her boyfriend had been seeing someone else on the side. Her description was...."She's just a cum guzzlin gutter slut"...roflmao gotta love it!

PF...............

You couldn't have written that curse inside the bank pouch.....











































All of the words are spelled right!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

And the curse was ...............??? :confused:



I guess being in a gutter could be bad. :rolleyes:

LMAO :D

I had mi secretary rite it out for me. ;)

May the epicenter of the next major earthquake be located under your toilette one hour after you've eaten at Greasy Joe's Burger Emporium.

ok, I was LOL at your crazy note, PF..... but that pales in comparison to Sugarsprinkles commentary! ROTFLMBO!

May you be all you most fear, in a mirror maze.