Talk like a pirate day
 

Is today, for those of us who pay attention to such things. The following conversation took place in my kitchen this evening:

Me: I'l like to wing your rigging, board you, then plunder your treasures.
My wife: Excuse me, I need to get past you.
Me: It's talk like a pirate d...
My wife: I KNOW!

LMAO @ ^^^

Yar!

my kids are doing it too.. I told them I'm going to pick them up by the ankles and swab the deck with 'em

The 9 year old asked me for grog.

OMG!! :rofl: ^^^

Avast... pick me up by me ankles and you'll get swabbed alright!

:rofl: gekko!! I would have paid money to see that exchange. I feel for you but have also been in her position many times!

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Mine's Keeper Sadi the Gold!

Swashbuckler Grace the Rough Wench

Mmmmmmmmmm, wench. :drool:

My pirate name is

Swashbuckler Wicked Tongue
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OH YEAHHHH..............that's me alright!! :D:D

One year for Halloween I went out as a pirate....one of the houses I went to the guy there asked me "where are your buccaneers?"















To which I replied...."On my bucken-head"

Landlubber Bitch Leg :line:

Ya see how funny it is when you picture the pug saying that? :rofl:

Arrr....I be Admiral Treacher (I seem to have turned my back on the navy in favor of the skull and crossbones. Interesting)

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ruch row rept raz rost rit :blink:

I told ya!!!