Why The F*%& ?!?!?!
 

OK here's how it goes...... I take my socks off in PAIRS, I place them in the wash basket in PAIRS, they go into the washing machine in PAIRS.........

why the feck do I have a drawer FULL of socks and not ONE fudging PAIR ?????

is it just me ? does anyone else have this problem ? If so do YOU have the other sock to my pairs ? maybe I have your missing ones !

:D

rant over please go back to your perving :D

I have a whole basket full too, dear, maybe we should
get together and swap some sex, I mean, socks.

simple......move to Fl and wear no socks

Now Lilith is that because you don't allow socks in your dungeon ? they're replaced with chains and other restraints ? ;)

Janie interesting suggestion I'll have to have a good fumble in your drawers :D

or as another simple alternative... make them all the same kind of sock... white!

I really do think there are some things in life that simply can't be explained by mortal men. What happens to socks in the washer and dryer I think is one of those profound mysteries.

I can explain it fully.....

and with total seriousness.

You see, I used to own a gift shop and we sold quite a few of these little guys. I would imagine they've multipied by now and therein lies your problem.

It's The Sock Bandit, a.k.a. The Hamper Sleuth.

Description: Short (11.5"), wooly and beige. Beady button eyes, wired arms and fingers (three). Wearing black sock mask and bright body stocking.

Distinguishing features: large nostrils. Always carries three odd socks.

Last Sighting: Central High School, Boys' locker room, one foot in the gym bag.

"Tube, ankle, tennis or knee, Striped, ribbed, or lacy - all free"

Master of the single steal, faster than the spin cycle, a mere blur in the locker room, the Sock Bandit prides himself on sleuth. Last spotted eyeing the laundry basket.

Photo is enclosed for future sock theft bandit identification purposes.
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OH DAGNABBIT! Can't upload the Sock Bandit's Mug Shot!
I'll do so at a later date....but trust me, the little guy is REAL!

I once found a sock stuck in my machine motor....had to have the repair man come in......speaking of machines....ever ride the spin cycle?????? ;) :D :D.....it's alot of fun...especially when it's unbalanced!! :eek: ;) :D :D

FP - I don't get it either. Every holiday I get like 10 pairs of socks from my grandmother and by now I should have hundreds of pairs ... but no, I always need more ... where do they go?

All my socks are white, no problems with missing ones.

Hey Fussy i got the same problem! all my black socks are separating and I get one set, and my son seems to have odd black ones as well!!!!!!! You think that he has mine and I have his?? who knows!!!! I think I should go with the above, all white or none at all!!!

You know what it is dont ya...nothing is free in this world, its that damn santa...he drops off presents oh yeah, but then he sneaks in and takes a few socks from your drawer... What do you think they stuff teddy bears with...you sure dont see any cotton fields up at the north pole....fat bastard

LMAO@ Skipthisone!!

There are two simple awnsers to this:
1:Sharni---Those must be mine!Everyone always told me that I
was odd.The odd socks must be mine!
2:Everyone knows that the black socks;are taken;and worn;by the male star of the old porn movies! Irish
P.S.Simple question.Simple solutions!