Oh shoot....I've gotta cold.
 

Hey guys,

I need a little advice. I've started experiencing cold symptoms today. Here's my dilemma- to my delight my wife has been e-mailing erotic thoughts all day, but I'm feeling like poo! Does anyone know of any quick cold remedies (that work!!) which will allow me to perform up to her expectations? Or, should I just roll over and say "i've got a headache"?

I say just suck it up;)......might make ya feel better and can not make ya feel any worse:D

Take some pills, blow your nose, and take advantage of your wonderful wife!!!

Ok, buy vitamine C powder (pure powder is cheap; forget the pills) and take at least five times a day a quarter teaspoon in hot tea.
Do it ASAP, that is important.

The taste is great, exactly like citric acid.
Overdosage is not poisonous, although I have the feeling that too much lets you go to the toilet.

Eat some garlic. but don't worry about the smell, you should be able to get odorless garlic tablets from the supermarket or Chemist/drug store.

Thanks guys-

My wife gave me her own lil' remedy: 3 slaps on the ass, 1 healthy dose of cocksuck, and lots and lots of sweat. So, it all worked out.