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DallasLiving 12-04-2002 10:21 PM

Ho Ho Ho
 
A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..."

Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!"

Sugarsprinkles 12-04-2002 10:59 PM

Very cute, DallasLiving!! I'll bet Santa appreciated that much more than stale cookies and room temperature milk. :eek: :D

GermanSteve 12-05-2002 06:58 AM

LOL, doesn´t Santa have ice cubes in his luggage? :D

horseman12 12-05-2002 07:26 AM

just more proof that a hard dick is the darkest evil in the world, it can even sway poor st. nick! lol


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