Single Girl's Prayer
 

Single Girl's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man
one without a wedding band.
One good man who's sweet as pie,
who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
who dresses neat and doesn't smell,
and is sexy like my man Denzel.
Is super rich like Michael J
on second thought, that's ok.
Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
no matrimony or honeymoon;
no fancy reception planned for June.
No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please, God, don't let me go out that way.
If I die before I meet Mr.right,
I won't go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
he'd probably be just some schmuck.
The single life is not so bad
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown,
besides I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair,
so never mind this stupid prayer.
The single life will do just fine
so what's up, girlfriend?
ITS PARTY TIME!!!!!

Great little poem there!

I know the feeling -but from a man's point of view.

(Well, I KNEW the feeling... I met someone who changed my mind.)