buying porn
 

i wanna start buying porn and i am a little scared about going into a shop and buying it. anyone got any good tips on how to just get the job done????? lol

Captain

Not that i have much experience, but just be confident. Plus i felt quite a thrill buying sex mags from a really good looking girly!

But seriously, I used to work in a shop and basically all you really think about is the price, get the cash and give the right change..what the customer buys, what they look like is not important, sometimes they stand out but in busy places it does not.

I would suggest using a reputable sex shop and not somewhere where you could get mugged or ripped off.

good luck

wildeye

i have bought a male masturbation toy, cock rings, and a butt plug for myself, just go for it!!

he he he thanx guys when i get some cash i am going to go for it thanx for repliying

I am going to the porn shop tomorrow night on my date night for the first time. All my toys have always been gifts but I decided it was time to be brave a pick my own poison;):p I just plan to not look anyone in the eyes LMFAO!

Goofy story;

When I was about 18 - 19 the "Miss America in Penthouse" thing happened. I was working in an office with dozens of 35-60 year old women. One day one of the Ladies (about 55) gives me about 20 bucks and asks if I'd go buy them a couple of copies of Penthouse. "We just can't do it - it wouldn't be proper."

They can't buy it but they want to see it? Go figure. I'd never done that before but I decided "Hell it ain't for me, why not."

Plunked down the money, bagged the mag. Back to work.

Then things got freaky. Picture you're a teen looking at porn with a room full older women. For an 18 year old it was kind of like looking at porn with your mom. Very odd.

Some of the women kept saying things like "Look at that, can you believe her boobs look like that. Look at what she is doing with that woman! Look where she has her hand!"

All I'd say was "Wow, thanks for pointing it out!"

LOL Man I've got some good memories... :)

captain i agree with wildeye just be confident and treat it as if you are buying food in most adult shops the staff ive found are very friendly and have never tried to make me feel embaresed but just treat it as another sale hope this helps

I bought some porn from a Garage once and the guy behind the counter says "You should get a girlfriend mate." So I replied "I have, and these are for her".

Shut him up alright! :D

I'm currently working for Lavalife.com. Sometimes people are shy about dealing with this type of business. They're the ones who really stick out! The ones who act like they're buying groceries are the ones who blend in. Food for thought (pardon the pun!). . .

Buying Porn ...
 

Captain ...

Don't buy it through the store ... order it by mail.

I order from Excalibur. When they deliver the address on the package looks like a marketing company.

The main problem with porn is ... you have to know exactly what you like in terms of the storyline, the females in the movie, film versus video etc. Otherwise, you will be very disappointed.

I would say 10-20 percent of the porn out there is good. More than 50 percent is just the same thing done over and over again. Some R-rated movies are sexier that some porn.

Find a Porn actress that you like and see what's she's done. Don't be tricked by the fancy packaging.

If any of you females are reading this and your man says he doesn't watch porn, I would bet money that he has a secret supply that he pulls out when you're gone. No offense to you. It's not a desire for him to cheat. Us fellas love to look at sexy females ... period. (And, to look at sexy females having sex is better).

Dan

Romance has it's time and place. So does a female who has whorish tendencies. Now lets thank those sweet sluts with their "fuc* me" shoes.


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I like too much variety to buy. I only rent porn, luckily there is a video place here in my town that has 400-500 dvd's of porn so my supply is about endless.

skipthisone that's a lot of porn.

I hope one day in my life I see a cute innocent female go up to a video store and rent 5-10 porn dvds just for her horny little mind. As she walks out she'll look up with a horny grin eager to jump in the car and race home.

Of course, if she rents the dvds ... she's not so innocent now is she? (thank goodness) :D

A few years ago I saw 3 females summon up the courage to rent one video tape. They were laughing and testing their courage. If females desire to look at big dicks ... they should go for it. Alot of females are just as horny as the men.

Personally, I don't rent. I like to try and figure out which one is incredible and buy one. If it's good then I'm impresses by my ability to weed out the bad ones. If it's bad I don't order for a long time.

If I lived near your store Skimpthisone I would definitely rent.

Dan

make it fun wear a long overcoat splash some cheap wine as cologne wear a hat over your eyes and a scarf over your face. mutter disjointed phrases

Lilith
 

Lilith ... if you need to be brave to buy porno, then you DO have a weakside and therefore you may be ... submissive or even one who switches.

(looks with a stare eagerly waiting for the right time to pounce)

LMAO@dzbuster


... and keep wiping the drool off your chin...... and when the guy hands you your change, ask ask him if he has a sister. ;)