The Geography of a Woman
 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

And in the spirit of equality, there is:

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

LMAO!!! Like it H@rd Rock! :D

Hillarious! Thankyou HR!!

LMAO

CasperTG

Good one, H@rdRock.

I prefer to think of a woman's geography as a stroll through the hills,

a lingering wander over the plains and getting lost in Tasmania.

Excellent!!!!! My goal is to remain like India as long as possible;)

damn.. I don't want to get old. LOL

OMG!

Well....I, for one, am truly insulted at this revelation! I am about to embark on my 45th year on this planet and I promise you......

I DO NOT FEEL LIKE YUGOSLAVIA!


I feel more apt to relate to being a man between 15 and 70 as I too....at times....can be ruled by a dick!

LMAO H@rd Rock! Now come're! Lemme smack ya all proper and such!

** Drops trou **

Whack away, Lixy!! :)

*SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMACK*


AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That was wonderful!

TeeHee!

Nice ass.....BTW! ;)

my god I dont even speak Yugoslavian.......

Don't feel bad, Bibi... I don't know Iraqi, either.