Guys, we just can't win ...
 

Just found this ... answers a lot of questions ... :)

Why A Man Can't Win


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don't, you are a fag.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

Now tell us a joke. I want to laugh.

That's TOO true,........... and I lived it.

All I can do is nod my head

another nodding

........just shaking mine! :)

Sorry but i have to disagree...but then i guess it would depend on the type of women you deal with and if it was in a work envirorment or in a relationship.Just my opinion.

Very true. A perfect overview of female logic at it's best.

Of course, Female Logic is the supreme oxymoron.

(ducks as bricks come flying from all corners at my noggin')

H@rd Rock~ "no sex for you".......says Lilith the sex nazi:p:D

No sex, huh? Well, me and my dick are going home... So there!! :0

:( :mad: :redghost:

*nodding*

LILITH...GET THE WHIP AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THESE "BOYS" :p

Come on ..you guy's don't really beleive this b.s do ya?And if ya do well then you've been dealing with the wrong WOMEN..DAMNIT !!

Have a seditave, BSB...I don't think this was intended to be taken that seriously...at least I don't take it that way...altho' it wouldn't be funny if there wasn't a grain of truth in it... ;)

Re: Guys, we just can't win ...
 

I was lucky enough to get flowers from my guy today. I didn't think he was after anything! If I never get flowers from him again, I'll survive :)

I don't want to pick this one apart, I'm sure it was meant in fun but I don't think it was fair to wonderful women and our wonderful relationships with our men! :)

These things are very true. Been there. Sometimes hated it. :(