Anyone a bit wicked?
 

What is the most wicked thing you have ever done?

Revenge? Or just for the hell of it?

Not T-S he's all sweetness and innocence ;) :D

once I had found out what a rat the ex had been----------I pee'd on his toothbrush daily for the 3 weeks it took me to through him out!------------told the world about it too------------with hindsight not such an adult reaction to take---------but at the time----it helped!!!!!!!!
he moved back with his mum------------or I would have considered sprikling grass seed on his (freshly watered) carpet!
oh, I feel SO ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!!-----------------------NOT!!!

Pssst, dm... don't piss off Celticangel!!! :p :D

Thanks Aqua ~ The one thing I've learned over the years is........ NEVER piss off a woman!! Let me tell you, what she described there is Nothing compared to what she's thought of since!! Scary! :)

DM

Gee, I guess after CelticAngel, tormenting poor grasshoppers as a kid seems pretty tame. :)

The best revenge is very simple.

"JUST DO BETTER"

It drives them crazy!

Yep BIBI I agree........I move right on .......pisses the hell out of them. I don't do bitter and stagnant well.

I don't do revenge very well.

I think about alot of things I would do if I could bring myself to do it......but I never do it!

The only thing I can think of that "really got to him" was......

Once, before hubby and I were married......he thought he wanted another woman. I did all the crying, I wrote down some stuff for him to read and think about (as this other woman was a "best friend")....and then I kicked him out! The next day, after he had all his shit in the truck and was leaving to go to his mother's......I stopped him at the door, I told him he had my blessing to go "be with" this other woman and that I would give him a little time to decide....her or me! I then presented him with a tiny little clock (a replica of a mantle clock) and told him to keep it with him but don't ever wind it. When it ran down, then he would know his time was up! He left crying! I didn't sway! I smiled and told him, "Have fun storming the castle"!

He came home 3 days later.......and the clock was still running!

Yeah, but did he rewind it? Just kidding.
I discovered my first wife was cheating and confronted her. She couldn't deal very well with my demands and left us. I guess I'm not into pisssing on the toothbrush. I filed for separation and successfully gained full custody of our 2 month old son. It was the most devastating thing I could do to her that also served my interests. I eventually relented and she returned to our marriage but like Lilith, I am very poor at bitter, and have since moved on.

I really do feel a bit bad for what I did to the ex----------but he was the one who at the very end assaulted me (nasty anal experiance) and I didn't do anything after that incident--------no police,no "revenge"----------other than moving forward. The best revenge is living a good life ----------something which I am fortunate in having----------good friends,wonderful family, my career( NHS) and being in love with Dm---------life is good!

ps---------dying to tell the ex about the tooth brush thing though!

ohhhhhhhhh celtic angel.........send him a card with only that written in it......:p

Not really into revenge myself. I do like the idea of doing better though. It's a strange sorta of satisfaction to prove you can do better without them to weigh you down. You feel happier with yourself and better all the way around and for some reason, they don't like it. :)

I have to admit that after the breakup that sent me to live in MO I called all his credit card companies and reported his cards stolen...yes childish I know...well that and the bat to his new truck....but that's a different story...it felt good I admit to pay him back a bit for the hell he put me through...but other than that one time I've never been into revenge or getting even....

I have zero tolerance for cheaters and suspected my bf was cheating. Hacked into his e-mail and saw things I didn't like. So I formulated a little plan and had an out of state friend e-mail him and get him to agree to exchange pics and a video. I sent her all the stuff she needed to mail and a check to cover postage. He thought he was slick having it delivered to his military address, WRONG! My ex told a friend about it and they planned to watch the video together but the friend knew the real deal the whole time! The package got there and they went into the guys barracks room, where the friend had a video camera set up out of sight, and opened the box. There were pics of my friend and her girlfriend and the video. He called a couple more guys in the room and showed them the pics and they all wanted to watch the video. The actual video started out for a few minutes of lesbian porn and then switched to me saying he was busted and all his stuff was now in a dumpster. His reaction was priceless, I had a veiwing party at my house with all the guys he worked with that didn't get to see it first hand! The poor bastard had to work with these guys for another 2 years before he went to Korea.