A funny thing happened on my politaclally incorrect way to...
 

Just got this again, an oldie but a goodie.


An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers
on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
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The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketballplayer. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
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The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the Former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
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The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute
and jumps.
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The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

A funny thing then happened to my spelling.

I read this somewhere b4... boy... it was funny!

Was it mend to be a joke or not? :D

i do loe this kinda jokes!!!

I heard it before but I like any joke in which the Clintons are the
butt of the joke! Irish

thanks for the "smile"!!

LOL Oldfart! Hope he can laugh at himself....I sent it to the White House!

JK!

Read it again, dear.....G.W. is the butt of this version.....and deservedly so. (In My No So Humble Opinion) :D:D:D

Sorry, you're all wrong Hillary took the school bag. HA HA. LOL.

SS---It doesn't matter,If it can be turned to be against the Clintons,I will do it!Am I prejudiced against them?YES!! Irish
Different strokes,for different folks!

Heheheee!