Funny Bumper Stickers!
 

Every now & then,I see a bumper sticker that takes my eye.I saw
this yesterday,but I think that I saw it after VN!It had a peace
symbol,and said"The footprint of the American Chicken!" Irish
P.S.That was funny,to a hawk like me.I have seen many good ones.Enter any that struck you,particularly.

We get a catalog every 3 months. In it are bumper stickers.... here are a few of them...

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Heaven won't accept me. Hell's afraid I'll take over
Save a Tree, Eat A Beaver
Your village called and said the idiot is missing...

Cheyanne- Seems the same ones stick in your mind too. I've seen all of them except the baseball one.;)

Honk If Anything Falls Off

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

Horn Broken… Watch For Finger

i ordered one that says:

nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace.

now i need a car...

I saw this one on the back of a van.

Ilove to give homemade gifts,
Which one of my kids would you like?

I think my favorite (and it shows my age), when Reagan ran for governor in California against Pat Brown there was a bumper sticker that read ... "If it's Brown, flush it."

Regardless of you politics ... it was cute.

i saw one the other day that said

"stop following me"

it was rather amusing XD

I've always like this one: My other car's a broom

And I have giggled at:
Imagine Whirrled Peas
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
Boldly Going Nowhere...
Honk if you love silence

Jesus loves you- everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Ass, grass or gas....no one rides for free! (can't believe ya'll didn't mention this one)

My other car.........is at the bottom of the lake and he's in the trunk. I wanted this one and he wouldn't give it to me!

March...It comes in like an orangutan and goes out like an emu. Times have changed!

Laugh if you want to...but it's paid for

If you can read this...your too fucking close

Go ahead...pass me...I'll see you at the red light

Saw a car yesterday driven by a young lady ...

"If you're close enough to read this ... unzip."

Oops ...

Bought for wife's car,years ago.-"My wifes other car is a broom!"
Sticker on oldest daughters car,that I gave her on her birthday,
years ago.-"Don't laugh,it's paid for!"
Wifes favorite.-"I may be going slow,but I'm ahead of you!"
My favorite(probably,because of my street-fighting background)
In my drugstore parking lot,I have seen many vehicles,with a
sticker,that says-My son/daughter,is an Honor Student at ??
school.The one that I liked best was a van,with a sticker,in the
rear window.It said-My son/daughter isn't on the Honor Role,but
they can kick the shit out of your kid that is! Irish
P.S.My wife wouldn't put that sticker,on her car,but she gave me the money,for it.It's the thought that counts!

My favorite is a political statement:

"I feed on the flesh of the living. And I vote"