New Pixies Want Ad Thread!!
 

Reviving an oldy...post your sexual want ad here...exactly what you want....


Submissive Bastard male
seeks cuff baring woman
to bind, gag and abuse...

Fairly normal NiceGuy looking for the girl next door. Has to be herself and able to dish out the sarcastic comments as well as take them. Needs to be able to cook and clean without complaint but also have the cooking and cleaning done for her.

Moody Bitch seeks submissive male for love/hate relationship;)

Daring dick desires devilish damsel doing delightfully dirty deeds.

Mine might go something like this...

Passionate Pa seeks pantiless posteriored
gals for paddle and pain.

Seeking mute supermodel that owns her own micro brewery and has liberal minded sister that owns or works in lingerie store.:p:D:p

CasperTG seeks someone willing....


;)

CasperTG

Seeking:

One with ability to please and be pleased simultaneously. One who takes pleasure from giving. No holds barred......but nothing too painful as well. Must be willing to try new things and have the patience to try again.

me want you. you want sex. you not want move in my place. you have own car. you no have kid.

errrr.

I need a girl that will be faithful and love me for who I am. preferably someone who likes some of the same stuff I do and is VERYVERYVERYVERY forgiving(i make mistakes lots...read my "Gimme A Hobby" thread and the first few sentances explain). someone who lives close to me and is around the same age, preferably a little older though. and of course, someone who will satisfy my sexual desires and fantasies!

have you met my friend lilith?:D

Basically it is simple...looking for a good boy that knows when to be bad... but can be good at both! ;)

Sexy Person desired, must be clean(with papers), open minded in religon, sex, and household duties, enjoy the out of doors and spending time at animal related activities. Penis optional.

Kyttn

Wanted: Plane ticket money and info on how to respond to some of these ads.

Wanted:...........oh wait, I've already got her :D