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Oh My! How Times Have Changed!!!!
This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for
girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK. "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes." |
<--------- follows those same instructions. What is the problem here?
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Re: Oh My! How Times Have Changed!!!!
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OMG I am literally having a giggle fit!!!!! I always just scream "NO" and kick him in the nuts if he requests any more unusual practices:D:D:p~rotflmbfao |
Here after watching Austin Powers so many times, I was beginning to think the 60's just sounded way too groovy for me...but hearing that now, if it came down to doing all that...screw it!
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OMG- *ROFL*:eek: Why wasn’t that book imported instead of the Beetles?:rolleyes: …and where was IAKaraokeGirl when I needed her?:D |
While doing all of that,don't forget to close your eyes and think of your duty to God and Country.
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Always!!!! Why else would we subject ourselves? |
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Not conceived yet. :D |
"I had a dream"
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You were in MY mind.;) |
<-------------------------------------Would have been burned at the stake. :p
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Goodness gracious sakes alive...they believed that stuff?
I've never been so glad to have missed the 60s before. |
I don't think that either copy that was sold of THAT book was EVER believed...................... by ANYBODY.
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Believe me, BCG, I can't speak for what it was like in the '60s in the UK, but it DEFINITELY was not like that in the States in the '60s. Think Woodstock...think make love not war...think free love...think girls say yes to boys who say no (re. the draft resistance)...think love children...think sex w/o as much fear of STDs, when only getting pregnant was the worry. That may have been true for some middle-aged adults but not for the teens and young adults of the '60s...at least not for the majority of us.
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It sounds like the sitcoms...
Leave it to Beaver Father Knows Best Ozzie and Harriet Hazel LMAO...it was a good joke Sugarsprinkles, especially the part about obey! That would be the day :) |
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As this decade started, I was all for calling it the naught-ies. But it hasn't caught on. |
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