The official _____ of _____
 

Last time I went and bought an unscented Speed Stick anti-perspirant/deodorant, I noticed they now carry the following sticker:

"The official anti-perspirant of the NBA"

So, if you were an official ____ of ____, what would you be?

I'd like to be ... The official inspirational toy of the AL. (watched the Yankees/Rangers game tonight ... yum)

Since that's not likely to happen, I'm stuck with:

The official Ninja Bitch of the Pixies Chatroom.

"The official tester of Trojan condoms" might be a nice title.

The Offical Corrupter of Horny Men.. ;)

The official Bastard of Women everywhere.....damn already am

i guess i would be the offical hired muscle of the pixie

Official Pixies instructor of the, um, performing arts :D

I’d be the OFFICIAL PANTIES of DRIPPY PIXIES. :lust:

This could be the first time I DIDN’T want the cotton crotch in the panties. I could BE :D the part that sucks up every sweet, sticky, yummy drop from our delightful ladies.






… did I mention that I have an oral tendency? :rolleyes:

I would be:

The official arse of Aqua's fantasies

The official intern in training of Pixies. :D

The official mascot of masturbators everywhere

The Official Corruptee of Horny Women.. ;)

I thought I already was.
The official reptile of Pixie's Place.

The offcal Man Whore of Chat